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February 09, 2012

NEVER LEAVE HOME WITHOUT THEM

A 32-year-old model who held the record for the world's largest implants has walked away from a car crash after her breasts acted as an airbag.

(Thanks to Jeffrey Brown)

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... um ... airbag?

Wouldn't that be "silicon bag" ? ? ?

Merely askin' ...

What boob caused this accident?

I'm surprised her arms are long enough to reach the wheel.

Arms? She has arms?

Let's hope this doesn't give Jill Clayberg any more bright ideas.

Obviously, she can't see where she's going.

I don't think she should've had a problem seeing while driving. At least no werse than hordes of other drivers, many of whom can't see past their chesticles even if they're a 32 A ... (of course guys in TX are known fer their skills behind the wheel, so we won't compare the relative abilities of the two main gender types ...)

This blog has taken a decidedly masculine turn.

I think the tree was a plant.


blog guys probably didn't notice she looks like Uncle Leo
(hey, my eyes are up here!)

...or, she could have used the freaking seatbelt or was that impossible?

The reporter mentions several times that she's a mother. Is this a sublte warning that the gene pool is approaching toxic levels?

or possibly "subtle"...

"She told Radar Online that she took drugs for her bipolar, depression, headaches and backaches...."

I suspect her bipolar, which padded her crash, also causes her backaches.

After the accident, was she left with squoobs?

How does she put her shoes on? Does she even know if she is wearing them?

So what is it with England and the boobies anyway? Are they a nation of bottle babies or what?

38KKK? Is her bra a pair of white pointy hoods?

I feel kinda bad for her. She doesn't sound like she is all there in the interview.

HAR! @ 'Weasel!

(Hi, Mike!)

Who the hell is Steinberg?

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