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February 17, 2012


‘Get to know your breasts’

(Thanks to The Perts)


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is that an eh cup?

*Snork! @ 'The Perts'*

I do know 'em ... "hot" is on the left, "cold" is on the right ...

(Don't be silly! MY left, of course!)

- recognize them as individual entities

can do!

As opposed to, "Get to know someone else's breasts"???

my breasts have never smoked. cant vouch for anything else tho....

In my mis-spent yute, that was my motto on weekends.

Is there a lot to know? Just askin'....

Invite them over for a cup of T.

Remember the scene from Blazing Saddles in which Mel Brooks, as the evil and dim-witted Governor Lepetomane, is signing bills while distracted by his ... assistant (Robyn Hilton?) standing behind him? "Hello, boys! I missed you! Did you miss me!" etc., etc.

Or the bit in Young Frankenstein where Gene Wilder and Teri Garr arrive at the castle. As he's lifting her down out of the wagon, he looks up at the massive castle door and says, "What knockers!"

Clearly Brooks could have taught this class. Or Benny Hill, for that matter.

i vote for brooks. hilarious scenes

Is there something wrong with Dave's email (daveblog@miamiherald.com)? I keep getting some insightful postings kicked back.

Another vote for Brooks. Blazing Saddles is one of my favorite movies and Hedley Lamarr, aka Harvey Korman, was wonderful.

*agrees w/ queensB......<3s brooks*

I think it's just herald.com.

Unless it's not.

Cheesy, Ms. Pooh is right. "daveblog@herald.com"
(And it helps if you wear a blue shirt)

*waves* at Punkin!

Did they let "guys" (to quote Madeleine Kahn in Mel Brooks "History of the World...")into this class? I think they would be more successful if they created a buddy system. I volunteer to be Ms. EyeGore's "buddy".

When in high school, if we knew the girls were attending a talk entitled "Get to Know Your Breasts," my buddies would have tunneled through solid concrete and steel to sneak a peak. (Yes I meant "peak").

It is a contender for one of the worst pick-up lines "I'd like to get to know your breasts." The other problem it has it copyright, I'm sure I read an article in Hustler once with the same title.

Uh, oh. Now Dave's going to be even more inundated with wild blog ideas once the spammers read his e-mail address up there!

What time is it? It's corruption time!

♫ Getting to know you,
Getting to feel free and easy
When I am with you,
Getting to know what to say

Haven't you noticed
Suddenly I'm bright and breezy?
Because of all the beautiful and new
Things I'm learning about you
Day by day. ♪

I'd rather get to know someone else's (female definitely) breasts. Mine aren't all that interesting.

*smacks* meanie

(leave BROADway alone!)


Me besmirch the Great White Way? Never. (My daughter is destined for it, for one thing).

Yul be happy to know I was referring to the film version.

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