« Previous | Main | Next »

February 09, 2012

KINKY

Zoo to 'marry' sheep and deer

(Doo-dah, doo-dah)

(Thanks to Ralph)

Comments

Feed You can follow this conversation by subscribing to the comment feed for this post.

OK, what did we tell you about mixing the species!

Now they will have a "deep" or a "sheer" and it will be laughed at in school.


Are you happy now?

They say the couple, named Long Hair and Pure Girl, attempt to mate nearly every day.

Are they sure one of them isn't Paris Hilton?

"Now we have shown the courage to give them the grand wedding they deserve."

Are you sure this isn't about California?

*neither of them is...too early for lame jokes, I know.

I can remember when supposedly serious, intelligent people argued that animals could not feel emotions.
Maybe their pets couldn't; the ability is there but it needs nurturing.
Joe and Stewie can really mess up a room when they get into rip-roaring, growling, knocking-each-other-over fights. With never a drop of blood shed and time-outs to pant side by side.
And when one has to go to the Vet with the other left behind, the one at home cries and shivers the whole time they're apart.
So long as it's consensual, go for it.

another fallout from woody allen's so-called "incest"?

Whut's the big deal?

Sheep and Deer are in the same biological ... um ... "family" ... (genus? phyla? WTD, y'all think I majored in Zoology?)

This is not really that much different than if a human being would ... um ... well, there's this old joke about the Polish guy who werks @ the zoo, in the structure that contains the simians ... um ...

um ... OH, THIS IS DISGUSTING!

Soon it will be dogs and cats living together.... "this city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions!"

Will the ceremony will be performed by an Orthoducks priest? Or a Rabbit?

Mad scientists have been trying to do this, through DNA, for years.

But no one seems able to answer the question:
Would the offspring be Sheer or Deep?

This is what happens after you allow gay marriage --sheared devotion.

The comments to this entry are closed.

-
 
Terms of Service | Privacy Policy | Copyright | About The Miami Herald | Advertise