CSI: IOWA CITY
Iowa Police Seek Public's Help In Armed Robbery Of $250 "Mega Masturbator"
Advisory: Not 100 percent SFW.
(Thanks to Jeffrey Brown)
We considered a headline about catching him red-handed, but decided we are better than that.
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February 08, 2012
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Not "exactly" safe for work?
How about "not even close"?
Pretty funny, however.
I must say the Romantix Pleasure Palace looks pretty darn romantic to me.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | February 08, 2012 at 06:55 PM
I think that sex doll is missing some parts!
Posted by: Gary | February 08, 2012 at 06:56 PM
Oh, the sex doll is the "mega masturbator"!
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | February 08, 2012 at 07:01 PM
We saw Mega Masturbator open for Dick and the Chicks
Posted by: rich | February 08, 2012 at 07:13 PM
no, nsfw: she's topless
Posted by: ligirl | February 08, 2012 at 07:53 PM
If I had been the clerk I would have just told him that I was sorry I hadn't had time to clean it after the last customer returned it. I'm guessing he's single.
Posted by: nursecindy | February 08, 2012 at 07:53 PM
* hmmmmmm ... ski mask ... yup ... hunting knife ... uh-huh ... 5'8" to 5'10" ... uh-oh ... 165 pounds? ... whew! Twuzn't Moi!*
Posted by: O the Umanity | February 08, 2012 at 07:54 PM
Ewwwww. Just ewwwww.
Always amazed at the stuff people
buysteal.Posted by: Coconuts | February 08, 2012 at 08:19 PM
I heard he mega-married her in Vegas.
Posted by: Wolfsong | February 08, 2012 at 08:48 PM
Strong-arm robbery, obviously
Posted by: Bill Hudgins | February 08, 2012 at 09:36 PM
In the words of Clarke Gable, "I don't pay her for sex I pay her to leave when I'm done."
Posted by: Layzeeboy | February 08, 2012 at 09:42 PM
When he gets caught, will the judge order him to take her out on a date?
Posted by: Ralph | February 08, 2012 at 11:18 PM
Maybe he was drawn to the product because his name is Silly.
Posted by: Dan S. | February 08, 2012 at 11:31 PM
Har! @ Ralph ... yah, prolly ... but I doubt he'll hafta buy her dinner ...
Posted by: O the Umanity | February 08, 2012 at 11:36 PM
Naw, he'll probably take her to Little Seizures Pizza.
For $5 bucks they can get greasy and fill up on army-grade pizza. Better have Maalocks or Pepto on
hand also...
You know the slogan.."When size isn't important, it's
Little Seizures..."
Posted by: funny man | February 09, 2012 at 10:08 AM
I hear she's into Latex.
Posted by: Steve | February 09, 2012 at 10:42 AM
This is the second name they've had for this product. It was initially released as "WottaWankah."
Posted by: Omniskeptic | February 10, 2012 at 10:37 PM