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February 11, 2012

CATCH HIM BEFORE HE STARTS DOING THE DISHES

Man breaks into South Bend home, vacuums and folds laundry

(Thanks to Matt Filar and Jeff Meyerson)

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First, take away his man card.

He's welcome at my house anytime! Although he can skip the chicken and onions. Bring a pizza instead.

Mom?

A clear case of Felix Unger Syndrome.

Hey, who said all men are sloppy? Some are. But not all.

Second, what man card? who issues them, Loud?

Third, he lived in the same complex.

Fourth, what Korean lady? This is another example of
"bad reportage".

Fifth, before I read the story, I wondered if it was
Bert or Ernie. I eliminated Elmo because he's still
in his "mental infancy"....

I have an image of this guy trying to leave nursecindy's house and being held at gunpoint.
"You're not leaving until you've washed those windows, buster."

Before condemning him, let's see if his issues are mental or drug related.
Whatever, he doesn't seem to have had bad intentions.
He may need to be in an institution for a while.
The good news is that he'd probably be a lot of help.

I wonder if he cleaned the windows with Purine......

FM, you didn't get one. Uh Oh.

NO! NO! NO!

Wait until he's FINISHED the dishes.

Then arrest him...

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