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Where can I buy tickets?
Posted by: Moy Gevalt | February 10, 2012 at 08:28 AM
"Taser" and "Ball" should never be in the same sentence.
Never.
Posted by: Dan S. | February 10, 2012 at 08:49 AM
Dan: I might argue that even having them in the same paragraph is a violation of natural law.
Posted by: Scott | February 10, 2012 at 08:59 AM
I pick Nurse Cindy to be on my team.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | February 10, 2012 at 09:12 AM
*snork @ 1:16* The Taser Tebow!
Posted by: fivver | February 10, 2012 at 09:25 AM
How many times does a guy have to be caught resisting the cops before he's considered a "trained professional" at this?
Posted by: Steve | February 10, 2012 at 09:32 AM
Cool!
I want it on ESPN, or at least Spike.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | February 10, 2012 at 09:49 AM
Thanks NMUA. Thanks a lot Steve. For some reason your comment made me think of the song "Blowing In The Wind" and it's stuck in my brain.
Posted by: nursecindy | February 10, 2012 at 10:13 AM
My mind screams hoax, but my heart wants to introduce this to the cast of Jersey Shore.
Posted by: Elon | February 10, 2012 at 10:25 AM
*Imagines topcoat-and-fedora clad shady characters outside locker rooms, mutterin' "Hey, pal ... I can help you increase yer amperage ... really raise the level of yer game ... capische ?"*
Posted by: O the Umanity | February 10, 2012 at 10:42 AM
Elon - great idea. A lose-lose proposition.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 10, 2012 at 10:47 AM
Soccer players routinely just fall to the ground. How can you tell the difference between that and this game?
Posted by: Stev0 | February 10, 2012 at 11:00 AM
The theme song will undoubted contain the words
"Don'T Taze Me, Bro" followed by electric sound followed by screams as if writhing in pain.
I think BoB Dylan should write and sing it, and props to NC for making the connections (?), I think...
Posted by: funny man | February 10, 2012 at 11:55 AM
Now, Cindy, I have at least three singers doing that song on my iPod.
Bob Dylan is my favorite but I remember him when he was alive. I believe he is scientifically classified as a "fossil" now.
Posted by: Steve | February 10, 2012 at 01:53 PM
What's this about... the Republican debates have a new format...?
Posted by: Clankie | February 10, 2012 at 02:44 PM
a) He has been putting on events in his basement for years.
2) Cattle Prod baseball, I'm just saying.
Posted by: Loudmouth | February 10, 2012 at 04:02 PM
This could be even more interestin' that havin' two-way traffic @ the Indy 500 ...
Posted by: O the Umanity | February 10, 2012 at 04:58 PM
You ever seen a figure 8 demolition derby, OtH?
Posted by: Loudmouth | February 10, 2012 at 06:42 PM
Oh yah ... but the speeds @ Indy are a lot ... um ... speedier ...
Posted by: O the Umanity | February 10, 2012 at 11:45 PM