A.K.A. 'NORMAL WEAR AND TEAR'
Instead of getting his transmission fixed as planned, Knight said he spent Wednesday morning on the phone with his insurance provider.
“I told them my windshield was smashed and they asked if it was on the side of a street or in a parking lot,” he said. “I told them, ‘No, a naked woman just got on my hood and stomped on it.’"
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)