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February 22, 2012
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Scotland, eh? Hmmm. What do they make in Scotland? Oh, what is it they're famous for? Coffee? No. That's not it.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | February 22, 2012 at 11:01 AM
C'mon, it had to be MacGuyver on a top secret mission to save the world, right? What, MacGuyver was an American, and never traveled to Scotland? Then arrest the SOB!
Posted by: funny man | February 22, 2012 at 11:03 AM
I thought MacGuyver was Canadian?
Posted by: KJP | February 22, 2012 at 11:07 AM
"unbelievable 1:51 clip" ... OK ... then DON'T believe it!
A bit gushy, the Scots "journalism" style ... but this guy is nutso ... or mebbe merely in a hurry to get home to sip sum of his country's most famous product? Or already had too much?
Posted by: O the Umanity | February 22, 2012 at 11:08 AM
seems they have a nasty rash here
Posted by: ligirl | February 22, 2012 at 11:09 AM
He's probly a United Statesian wondering why all those idjits are driving on the wrong side of the median.
Posted by: Curtis E Flush | February 22, 2012 at 11:11 AM
KJP: The character was American, the actor Canadian.
Hope this helps....
Posted by: funny man | February 22, 2012 at 11:15 AM
Are they sure the driver wuzn't a Frenchman? They drive on "our" side of the road ... and they have a well-developed sense of disdain fer everybuddy else ...
Posted by: O the Umanity | February 22, 2012 at 11:18 AM
That driver is doomed if he keeps that behavior up. Unfortunately, he's likely to take one or more others with him.
Sorry, not finding the funny in this one.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 22, 2012 at 11:49 AM
The miracle - as we know from recent such things in the NY area - was that everyone managed to get out of his way and there was no one killed. But then, that road is not that busy.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | February 22, 2012 at 12:02 PM
Ya, IKWYM ... every once in a while, sumbuddy does a Corrigan on our freeways (yeah, we've got two of 'em!), and it makes the news big-time ... usually an "older" person who got confused, becuz they hadn't been off the farm fer several years ... or a drunk/druggie ... whichever ... it's scary ...
Of course now we've got the Oil Patch traffic on all the roads ... and that's even scarier ...
Posted by: O the Umanity | February 22, 2012 at 12:39 PM
There's an old joke about a woman who heard a bulletin about a wrong-way car on the Interstate. She knew that her husband was out there, so she called him to warn him. He said, "Oh, it's worse than that. There's hundreds of 'em!"
Posted by: Ernie G | February 22, 2012 at 12:39 PM
" Ah canna baleeva. Ees nah ev'n sluuin doon ! "
Who let Scottie out of the engine rom ?
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Posted by: offset patio umbrella | February 23, 2012 at 11:42 PM