Dave Barry's Blog

FASHION ALERT

Keyboard jeans.

(Thanks to ligirl)

IT'S POSSIBLE THAT WE BLOGGED THIS ALREADY

But we can't take any chances.

(Thanks to The Amazing Steve)

THOSE TERRORIST BASTARDS

Skunk stinks up Walmart soda machine

(Thanks to jon harris)

GUESS THE STATE

Man stabbed at parade with his own pirate knife

(Thanks to Matt Filar and Allen at Division)

HE MAY BE THE FIRST MAN OF FINLAND, BUT HE'S STILL A GUY

The husband of Finland's president was caught on camera casting an admiring glance at the cleavage of Princess Mary of Denmark.

(Thanks to W. von Papineau)

WE WILL CLASSILY REFRAIN FROM MAKING A DOWNLOAD JOKE

Gates Foundation toilet contest seeks 'iPad of sanitation'

WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR PHISH

Texting Cow

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

PAYS WELL, BUT THE JOB IS LOUSY

Local mom making a career out of head lice

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

TEXAS SOCIAL NOTE

Man Chooses Pet Buffalo as Best Man at Vow Renewal Ceremony

(Thanks to Bob Brogan)

A FLORIDA LICENSE...

...is on the (wrong) way.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

SO BASICALLY THE MESSAGE IS THAT IF YOU PLAN TO DRINK IT...

...you'll need a condom.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

YOU KNOW THIS IS SOME KIND OF TRICK

Flowers regenerated from 30,000-year-old frozen fruits, buried by ancient squirrels

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins and NJGill)

NEED A CAR?

Dude.

(Thanks to John Grant)