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February 21, 2012

IS THERE A PROBLEM, OFFICER?

Nude driver hits 7 cars before stopping for police

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Incredibly, this did not happen in Florida. It happened in Hoover, Alabama.

IF YOU SEE ONLY ONE JAPANESE MOVIE SCENE THIS YEAR ON YOUTUBE FEATURING A LETHAL ASSAULT BY FEMALE-ORIFICE BUBBLES (FOBs)...

...make it this one.

(Thanks to Joe in Japan)

HER BRAIN, HOWEVER, IS NOT

Coco Austin appeared on the US TV show The Dcotros to prove her bottom is real

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

DINING OUT IN CHINA?

Maybe not.

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

FLORIDA: LAND OF CIVILITY

"Mr. Arnold advised that (the woman) told him to kiss her (buttocks), at which time he told her to (fellate him)," the affidavit states.

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

PEOPLE OF SOCIETY HILL:

Guard your knockers.

(Thanks to Allen at Division and Greg Snow)

PROBABLY SCARED THE CRAP OUT OF HIM

Man's gun goes off in Walmart bathroom stall

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

OOPS

A RADIO station in Britain has issued an apology after it inadvertently aired what appeared to be a gay porn soundtrack.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER....

...for the Dwarf Bullfighters.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who believes they opened for Stevie Wonder in '63.)

TODAY'S TIP FOR MOTORISTS WISHING TO AVOID DELAYS

Wait until the concrete hardens.

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(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

NEW MEXICO CRACKS DOWN

Woman Accused Of Stealing $2 Pumpkin Faces Trial

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

INDEPENDENT CONSTRUCTION PROFESSIONAL OF THE WEEK SO FAR

Unfortunately our strict policy etc.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

TOTALLY PLAUSIBLE

Naples man arrested at bank claims he's CIA director, half orangutan

(Thanks to Ralph)

GUESS THE STATE

Woman repeatedly rammed car in front in drive-thru lane because it was too slow

(Thanks to Marc)

ANOTHER REASON WHY WE NEED DOGS

Dogs are always ready to help.

(Thanks Gary Thorn)

ART UPDATE

Presenting: The Japanese Fart Scrolls.

(Thanks to Matt Filar and Unholy Slacker)

 
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