Dave Barry's Blog

HIGHER EDUCATION

Swansea University puts up toilet instruction posters

(Thanks to ligirl)

WE CAN'T BELIEVE WE MISSED THIS

Horse Fly Named in Honor of Beyonce

(Thanks to Omniskeptic)

CSI: SALEM

Man Can't Tell If Taxi Driver Urinated or Used Windex

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

ATTENTION, NOBEL PRIZE JUDGES

Scientists from the University of Cambridge and the University of Warwick said they had devised a "Ponytail Shape Equation," which when calculated using the Rapunzel Number and a measure of the curliness of hair can be used to predict the shape of any ponytail.

(Thanks to The Perts)

CATCH HIM BEFORE HE STARTS DOING THE DISHES

Man breaks into South Bend home, vacuums and folds laundry

(Thanks to Matt Filar and Jeff Meyerson)