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February 09, 2012
IF I CAN MAKE IT THERE
THOSE TERRORIST BASTARDS
Mysterious ‘manure foam’ causes pig farms to explode
(Thanks to Justin Beland)
GOOD TO KNOW
Half of single women carry a pair of sexy knickers in their handbag… just in case
(Thanks to Layzeeboy)
THE WEIRD THING IS, SLEEPING WHALES TALK IN YIDDISH
Dolphins Reported Talking Whale in Their Sleep
(Thanks to funny man)
NEVER GO ANYWHERE WITHOUT ONE
Dry cleaning clerk in St. Charles stabs robber with seam ripper
(Thanks to oneblankspace)
AND STILL OUR MISSILES GO UNUSED
Jersey City clears 'Jersey Shore' spinoff starring Snooki, JWoww
(Thanks to Jeffrey Brown)
PARTY TIME, KALAMAZOO-STYLE
THIS IS NOT FUNNY, BUT IF YOU HAVE A LITTLE TIME:
It's interesting, and moving: The 9/11 boatlift from Manhattan.
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
NOTHING SAYS 'HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY'
...like edible meat underwear.
(Thanks to The Perts)
STAND TALL, CEDAR RAPIDS
...the acronym of CR App has turned out to be a rather effective marketing tool.
(Thanks to Trent Whitney)
A WATERPROOF FLORIDA LICENSE...
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
JUST THE DOORS, THOUGH
Brothel opens its doors to homeless
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
WE DON'T KNOW THE FRENCH WORD FOR THIS, BUT:
KINKY
BECAUSE THEY'RE IDIOTS?
THIS WILL SURELY MAKE HER LOVE HIM EVEN MORE
APPARENTLY THEY ARE UNFAMILIAR WITH 'JERSEY SHORE'
British Scientists Show Vegetables Can 'Talk'
(Thanks to Ralph)