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February 07, 2012

FRANCE ON HIGH ALERT

Frozen sauerkraut causes German motorway chaos

(Thanks to jon harris, RussellMc and ligirl)

INCREDIBLY, IT'S NOT KEITH RICHARDS

'Oldest living thing on earth' discovered

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins and Chris Elzi, who notes that it is also not Cher)

WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM, OFFICER?

He was driving a Bentley convertible with the license plate: SAUCED.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?

Not this blog.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME

Blue balls mystery solved by scientists

(Thanks to Jeffrey Brown)

SPEAKING OF BAND NAMES

Putrid goo to combat roof riders

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

TIME FOR STRICT FEDERAL CONTROLS

California crook used McDonald’s apple pies to rob bank

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

WASN'T THIS ON 'THE TWILIGHT ZONE'?

Garage door openers stop working on St. Charles County street

(Thanks to oneblankspace)

WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR THE TROGGS

Beetle Sperm Teams Up To Navigate Females' Bodies

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

TIP OF THE DAY

Don’t Make Hulk Constipated

(Thanks to funny man)

 
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