February 04, 2012
THOSE TERRORIST BASTARDS
(Thanks to Ralph)
"Defendant Hughes placed a bottle rocket in his anus, ignited the fuse, but instead of launching, the bottle rocket blew up in the defendant's rectum, and this startled the plaintiff and caused him to jump back, at which time he fell off of the ATO deck, and he became lodged between the deck and an air conditioner unit adjacent the deck."
(Thanks to Mark Adler, Unholy Slacker, Nate West and John Gregg)
NOT WEIRD AT ALL!
(Thanks to Poker)
HARD TO SEE WHERE THIS SEEMINGLY FOOLPROOF PLAN WENT WRONG
Bonus Points: Guess the state.
(Thanks to Chuck Cody)
AS FORESHADOWED BY MONTY PYTHON
(Thanks to Joe in Japan and Jeff Meyerson)
SPEAKING OF BAND NAMES
Give it up for Bowel Surfing Capsule.
(Thanks to Randy Voges, who claims he saw them open for the Rolling Kidney Stones.)
NO WORD ON THE FRENCH RESPONSE
(Thanks to Ross, who say Mass Iguana Killings open for Jesus Lizard)