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February 03, 2012

WE'RE SURE THERE'S A PERFECTLY INNOCENT EXPLANATION

Cops Bust Naked Burglar Covered In Chocolate, Peanut Butter

(Thanks to Rick Shehane and Greg Snow, who notes -- but is NOT making fun of the fact -- that the individual's name is "Toothman")

THOSE TERRORIST BASTARDS

Dishwashers catching fire across country

(Thanks to W. vin Papineau)

MEANWHILE ABROAD

Dozens apply for brothel inspector job

(Thanks to Mike Zlotnick)

WE DON'T THINK SO

Chicken Wing Cupcake a Hit for Super Bowl Sunday

(Thanks to cybrick)

WE ARE SO DARNED PROUD

Miami named most miserable U.S. city

(Thanks to funny man)

MISSING PET FOUND

Hurry.

(Thanks to wiredog)

THIS CANNOT END WELL

Kazakh zoo gives monkeys red wine to ward off the freezing cold

Note: The vast Central Asian state of Kazakhstan is not a wine-producing country. Its national drink is kumys, or fermented horse milk.

(Thanks to W. von Papineau)

NO JURY WOULD CONVICT HIM

The victim tells KRCR-TV/Redding, Calif., that he can't remember which of the country star's tunes he was singing karaoke-style when his father opened fire.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

SPECIAL DELIVERY

Defecating mailman is back on same route

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

CSI: IDAHO FALLS

Woman calls cops after hugged by men in spandex

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

STAND TALL, AMERICA

Roseanne Barr running for president

(Thanks to Ross Marks and Jeff Meyerson)

SPORTS UPDATE FROM DOWN UNDER

"It is not that extreme, it is quite a traditional Australian male thing, playing cricket naked."

ADVISORY: Nudity, puns.

(Thanks to Greg Snow)

OINK

Prisoners sneak pig into VSP decal

(Thanks to Jay Brandes and Glen Page)

GUESS THE STATE

Woman claimed her big breasts hindered DUI test performance

(Thanks to Don Faber)

WHEN PEOPLE ASK THIS BLOG IF IT WOULD LIKE TO SOME DAY RUN WITH THE BULLS

This blog replies, simply, "No."

("Thanks" to Jeff "El Toro" Meyerson)

 
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