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January 26, 2012

WHAT ITALIAN-TEAM ATHLETES ARE UP TO WHILE AUSTRALIANS ARE DEFECATING ON HOTEL TABLES

AC Milan’s Kevin-Prince Boateng is always injured because we have sex 10 times a week, claims Melissa Satta

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

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It must be due to roughness. It can't be due to the amount of times. That's funny too.

Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooal!

Roughing the kicker?

So his problem is that he scores too much?

Scoring from different positions takes lots of practice.

AICATW?

He needs to learn how to bend it like Beckham.

If he dies, the mortician will NEVER get that grin off his face.

He's really stiff most of the time.

Without a picture of the girlfriend how can I possible believe this story?

Mebbe they're usin' that table ... before the Aussies crapped on it?

Must be something in the coffee, unless Italian Roast and Cappucino are euphenisms for something else...

Is this woman really worth injuring yourself over?

http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=%22Melissa+Satta%22&FORM=BIFD#x0y1270

Ok, silly question.

HOLY CRAP! OW! HOTHOTHOT!!!!

... um ... yeah, Gordon ... VERY silly question ... I got injured merely lookin' @ the foto ... no tellin' how much damage would be done if there wuzn't Algore's internet keepin' us frum the Real World ...

Hamanahamanahhamanahhamanah......!

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