UTAH, BASTION OF FEMINISM
Utah School Board Says Cougar Mascot Too Offensive To Women.
(Thanks to Bill Hudgins and Allen at Division)
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Utah School Board Says Cougar Mascot Too Offensive To Women.
(Thanks to Bill Hudgins and Allen at Division)
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You have got to be kidding. I wonder if they would be okay with them changing their mascot to a Puma? I also wonder how long it would take them to figure out it's the same thing.
Posted by: nursecindy | January 20, 2012 at 11:40 AM
Also, exactly what were Bill and Allen looking for when they found this?
Posted by: nursecindy | January 20, 2012 at 11:45 AM
They could change their mascot to a tiger, but that would offend men who are great in bed.
Posted by: Stu | January 20, 2012 at 11:51 AM
Wait ... I've got it! How about ... The Squirrels!
Posted by: Omniskeptic | January 20, 2012 at 11:57 AM
I found it curious, though, that they instead went with the Corner Canyon MILFs.
Posted by: Dan S. | January 20, 2012 at 12:13 PM
Why Discriminate? Change the logo to a Kardashian, and
be offensive to everyone!
Posted by: funny man | January 20, 2012 at 12:18 PM
The squirrels are still in the emergency room.
Posted by: ferj064 | January 20, 2012 at 12:22 PM
Could definitely be worse ....
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 20, 2012 at 12:29 PM
and a "charger" is a woman that likes to shop with her husband's credit cards. fred flintstone told me.
Posted by: mudstuffin in klumbus | January 20, 2012 at 12:30 PM
I vote for "Flaming Tampons".
Posted by: Steve | January 20, 2012 at 12:40 PM
Pro football teams named Chargers = 1
Pro football teams named Cougars = zero
So how is Chargers more unique? Oh, wait, he's a school administrator.
Posted by: Mazar Larry | January 20, 2012 at 01:15 PM
I WUZ GONNA SEND THIS IN! REALLY! But I figgered that by the time I deduced how, it'd already be done ... obviously, I wuz correct ...
There's an old Dan Jenkins joke hidden in here, but I'll be polite enuf to not tell it ...
Slapdash "journalism" here ... the werd "unique" is NEVER qualified ... it stands alone, without "nearly" or "more" or "almost" or "rather" anything else ... it is -- to coin a phrase -- unique ...
No ... make that stoopidness in reporting ... which is not "journalism" ... they should've checked the AP Stylebook ...
Posted by: O the Umanity | January 20, 2012 at 02:02 PM
Call themselves the catamounts, and be done with it.
Posted by: Elon | January 20, 2012 at 02:24 PM
My old high school was recently pressured into changing its nickname from "Indians" to "Cougars".
Now what?
Posted by: BAB | January 20, 2012 at 07:29 PM
Ferocious Feline Fail.
Posted by: Ralph | January 20, 2012 at 07:38 PM
The conference of the college where I earned my BA had Trojans, Wildcats, Knights, Foresters, Cougars, Lancers, Pilots, and Maple Leafs. Since then, they have added Cougars and Cougars.
But when will men named Marlin rise up against the Miami baseball team?
Posted by: oneblankspace | January 20, 2012 at 07:42 PM
As long as we're dealin' in rhetoricalness, why should I accept a team "mascot name" that typifies my ethnic background as a belligerent (sp?) group of dwarfish creatures frum myth and legend? It's demeaning, and I want that name stricken from all aspects of athletic competition!
Or I'll sic Brian Boru on 'em ...
Posted by: O the Umanity | January 20, 2012 at 11:11 PM
Worse still, they could call themselves "Snooki's"...
Posted by: funny man | January 22, 2012 at 06:06 PM
Umanity, I assume you're referring to the infamous misuse of our ethnic heritage by the entrenched establishment in South Bend? Years ago, I championed a group that attempted to get the teams names changed to "The Poetry Writing Irish," but all we got was a misdemeanor charge of public mischief.
We tried to get Cuchulain involved, but he had a cattle raid scheduled that weekend.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | January 22, 2012 at 09:32 PM
The Utah school board is offensive to women.
Posted by: Special Ed | January 23, 2012 at 12:12 PM
Dang! I posted a reply to y'all Omni' ... but the blog must've ate it ... yup ... them Domers is to whom I referred ... I fergit the rest of it ...
OH! Sumthin' about 'em lackin' a sense of humor, amongst other things ...
Posted by: O the Umanity | January 24, 2012 at 11:13 AM