TODAY'S EPISODE OF GUESS THE STATE
During an interview, Warren was asked why he had such a large amount of cash and he responded saying, "I don't have a job, read between the lines."
Warren is scheduled to appear in court Feb. 7
(Thanks to the Paul and Young Ron Radio Showgram)

Does this have anything to do with Mitt Romney?
Posted by: HogsAteMySister | January 12, 2012 at 06:22 PM
Delaware?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 12, 2012 at 06:28 PM
Florida Lottery Scratch-off tickets.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | January 12, 2012 at 07:25 PM
Read between the bars...?
Posted by: Clankie | January 12, 2012 at 08:05 PM
Just cause he has cash and no job does not make him a drug dealer. Perhaps he is a hit man or a bank robber. Where are his rights?
Posted by: Elon | January 12, 2012 at 08:08 PM
PS: Ok...LahHoma where the wind comes sweepin' down the plain...
Posted by: Elon | January 12, 2012 at 08:09 PM
When he said that, he prolly figgered the LEO would surmise that " ... cash & no job? He's either independently wealthy, or in Congress ..."
Din't werk tho ... mebbe he'll get time off for good behavior ... as in "cooperating with the search" ... eh?
Posted by: O the Umanity | January 12, 2012 at 08:24 PM
Let's not be so quick to judge. Maybe he uses a lot of coupons or recycles aluminum cans. You just never know.
Posted by: nursecindy | January 12, 2012 at 08:25 PM
Maybe he gets paid to pose in kilts, who knows?
Posted by: Wolfsong | January 12, 2012 at 08:46 PM
As a convicted cocaine distributor, it's probably a good idea to drop "lines" from your vocabulary when talking to the authorities.
Posted by: Head_Smashed_In | January 12, 2012 at 09:14 PM
I only work half-time. If I quit altogether, where do I go to collect my large amounts of cash?
Posted by: Betsy | January 12, 2012 at 09:35 PM
Can't be Florida ... isn't drug dealing a legally recognized trade there, with unions and specialized college programs for it and stuff? I think I read that in the NY Times a long time back......
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 12, 2012 at 11:01 PM
Meanie...right. It was in the NYT as a response to "Can Miami Save Itself?" It was part of the Dade Co/Miami "Bootstraps" Vocational Ed Program.
Posted by: Betsy | January 13, 2012 at 01:25 AM
Reading these reminds me of an old song my wife's g'father used to sing. It came from, I believe, the 19th century, when he was born.
The song was about a criminal mourning that he'd been caught and now, "...they're gonna send me to jail or Congress."
Posted by: Steve | January 13, 2012 at 08:16 AM
West Virginia?
Posted by: wiredog | January 13, 2012 at 10:09 AM
"...read between the lines..."
Coke lines do tell a tale!
(Probably why he was arrested.)
Posted by: funny man | January 13, 2012 at 02:13 PM
He could have said, "I'm on my way to a Mensa meeting, and that's what it costs to get in."
Posted by: Ernie G | January 13, 2012 at 02:40 PM
The proper reply: "I'm a corporate raider...ARRRGGHHH.....ARGHHHHHHH"
Posted by: LeDud | January 13, 2012 at 07:38 PM