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January 26, 2012

THE AMAZING THING IS THAT HE EVER DID IT SOBER

Pat Sajak Admits to Hosting Wheel of Fortune Drunk

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

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He's prolly gotten so used to things goin' round-n-round that he din't even notice the difference ...

"Heck, this job is so simple & they pay me megabucks to host it ... I bet I could do it drunk!"

"Hey, why does the wheel keep spinning?"

" ...And here she is, Vodka White ! "

How could anyone tell?

WH_T TH_ F_C_?

If I had to spend every day listening to people yell "big money" or "woo hoo!" every 30 seconds, I'd drink too.

I suspected that some of the shows were a bit more upbeat than others.

"Yoo shay you'd **hic** bike to lie a vowrel?"

btw, our very own Dave was once a contestant on Wheel Of Fortune. I think he bought a lot of vowels.
Wheel Of Misfortune

Drinking on the job qualifies him to be on the Boston Red Sox roster

*Major LOLLER @ MtB*

And ... "DOOT!" ... tnx muchly, n'cin', fer the link. I allus get a good chuckle from re-readin' that one of Dave's ...

If it had crossed my mind, I would have said, "Of course."

The problem was him and Vanna playing "Jeopardy! Shots" before the tapings. Them Daily Doubles'll stack up on ya.

Padraig! Can you figure this puzzle out?

TH_ P_ck_rs L_st Th_ Pl_y_ffs

Do you need to buy a vowel?

CINDY! A G__NTS fan? Really? I wouldn't have guessed.

Actually Elon, I like the P_ck_rs but I like making Padraig cry even more.

Hey, Cindy!

AT LE_ST TH_ PA_K_RS M_DE TH_ PL_YFFS! C_AR_L_NA S_T AT H_ME W_TCHIN_ TH_M ON TV...

Y'all f_ _ tb _ ll fans are FUNNY!

shame on pat for hosting a drunk contestant.

i didn't know he was such a P_ _ _ y lover*.

Imagine Wheel of Fortune in German:

D_R S_LBSTV_RST_NDL_ _ _ _ _ _G_NT_MSM_TTGL_ _D

Allen! Although I think you're (not your) probably right.

^*...and in case anyone's reading over my shoulder,

that's pARTy lover, of course

@mein blau:

What is wiener schnitzel?


Posted by: the drunk contestant

oops


wrong game

...can i vie a bowel?


Posted by: the drunk consonant

@limädchen: Would you like to buy an owlmutt omelet *hic!* umlaut?

Posted by: your genial host

*Heck, sell him a cedilla, he's too drunk to know the difference ...*

whoa! sajak may host drunks butt NObody hosts my genita_ _


oh.

...i'd like to stop spinning...


- the drunk contestable

No problem with the Packers, because TH_ B_ARS ST_LL S__K!

(Plus Ndamakong Suh has plenty of time for his anger management seminars now. And BR_T F__RE is still R_T_RED.)

Would you like to buy a conson-.... oh, brought your own, I see. Never mind.

--your Gentile host

Y'all folks are allus goin' off the topic with them tangenital remarks ...

Look! Shiny!

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