STRICT POLICY UPDATE
Some of you seem to have misunderstood the policy. Let us reiterate: We are too classy ever to blog stories like this one.
(Thanks anyway to Joe in Japan and Peter Metrinko)
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January 09, 2012
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. . . And the entirety of next season's "Beavis & Butthead" has already been written.
Posted by: Martini Shark | January 09, 2012 at 11:10 AM
i'll bet the boys at some of those local high schools have created some great fight songs with those names. go, middlefart!
Posted by: mudstuffin in klumbus | January 09, 2012 at 11:11 AM
Yes, this is a classy-arsed blog, by Fjuckby!
Posted by: padraig | January 09, 2012 at 11:16 AM
mud, I happen to be a big fan of the Deep Arse Lake Plungers. Go brown & gold!
Posted by: padraig | January 09, 2012 at 11:18 AM
by fjuckby, you all are right!
Posted by: queensbee | January 09, 2012 at 11:23 AM
Fahrvergnügen
Posted by: pokerplayer | January 09, 2012 at 11:44 AM
I sorta think this tendency to apply nomenclaturalness in a sumwhut derogatory or commentative manner crossed the pond with immigrants (regardless of their country of origin) ... tho I'd also suggest that (particularly) sports rivals frum other towns are the quickest to attach insulting connotations to others ... Marfa, TX is one I've heard ... rivals would shout (so I've been informed) "Marfa Dites, Marfa Dites, RAH, RAH, RAH!" ... which would lead to sum classic encounters behind the grandstand ... ah ... humor (?) ... ain't it fun?
Posted by: O the Umanity | January 09, 2012 at 11:47 AM
the Swedes must have a "collective bottom" fetish...
since so many places refer to the arse...
Posted by: funny man | January 09, 2012 at 11:54 AM
Obviously, not names real estate developers would prefer to see on sales brochures.
Posted by: Clankie | January 09, 2012 at 12:08 PM
I wonder if it takes two hands to find all their arses?
The USA has an official armpit. Just ask Gene, he selected it.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | January 09, 2012 at 12:13 PM
I'm not sure some of those town's names and the phrase 'dig deeper' should ever be in the same story.
Posted by: nursecindy | January 09, 2012 at 12:20 PM
Thanks for the policy reminder, judi. You spared me the embarassment of sending a link to HERE.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 09, 2012 at 01:03 PM
Thank goodness you weren't embarrassed Meanie. btw, there's a pill for that now.
Posted by: nursecindy | January 09, 2012 at 01:15 PM
Prefer the cream, but that's probably too much info.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 09, 2012 at 01:20 PM
I always thought the team mascot at Forney High School in Texas should have been the gators. just sayin'
Posted by: Coconuts | January 09, 2012 at 01:27 PM
Like the teams that used to play in Macon, Georgia?
The Trax and the Whoopee
Posted by: oneblankspace | January 09, 2012 at 01:50 PM
Have you looked at Canada? There's even a song about all their silly place names: http://www.arrogantworms.com/music/a-night-on-dildo/
Posted by: FLPeon | January 09, 2012 at 03:41 PM
Dyamn!
Posted by: Steve | January 09, 2012 at 04:03 PM
Coconuts
How about Norfolk High School?
We don't smoke, We don't chew,
Norfolk, Norfolk, Norfolk.
Posted by: MikeyVA | January 09, 2012 at 04:47 PM
I useta play a werd game with Moi Ownself, usin' the town/place name (limited to Nodak, so far) and an imaginary sports mascot ... still do, once in a while ...
Daughter #1 came up with Beach "Blankets" to start it off, about 25 years ago ...
A couple of my favorites were: Orrin "Otherwords" and Overly "Enthusiastic" ... tho sum friends thot Perth "Thtringth" wuz evidence of my "genius" ...
Posted by: O the Umanity | January 09, 2012 at 04:48 PM
Meanie, Could that be because of the application process?
Posted by: MikeyVA | January 09, 2012 at 04:48 PM
*Cla--- er, applauds for Mikey*
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 09, 2012 at 05:51 PM