ON THE OTHER HAND...
“Oh, are you really looking at my crotch right now?” the Annapolis resident asked a cameraman as he filmed her taking off her pants and showing off green plaid underwear to take part in the annual “No Pants Metro Ride.” “My mother’s going to be so proud. She’s pretty conservative.”
(Thanks to a bunch of people)

Green plaid underwear? I don't think Victoria has that secret.
Posted by: nursecindy | January 12, 2012 at 02:31 PM
I bought a lovely bra today 'cause it was on sale and it actually fit---criteria that rarely go together for me. And the saleslady said, "Oh, we have the matching panties....and they're on sale, too."
In a weak moment, I said, "OK." $78 dollars later..........Yikes!
But, they're pretty and I'm worth it, right?
However, I'd never wear them out in public.
Posted by: Coconuts | January 12, 2012 at 02:45 PM
Coconuts, an old joke, "They'd look prettier on the floor next to my bed."
Posted by: Layzeeboy | January 12, 2012 at 02:52 PM
"No shoes, no shirt, no service". And, yet .....
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 12, 2012 at 02:59 PM
" Mr. Gorbachev... Tear down these pants. "
Posted by: Clankie | January 12, 2012 at 03:00 PM
i like to have donuts on the subway
butt
not sticky buns
Posted by: ligirl | January 12, 2012 at 03:07 PM
"The next station stop is Foggy Bottom".
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 12, 2012 at 03:12 PM
And yet when I try it, everybody is on my case.
Posted by: Anthony Weiner | January 12, 2012 at 03:22 PM
All this "no trou" talk reminds me of an old (but favorite) Alberto Vargas "cartoon" ...
Lovely Lady (weren't ALL of his pix models beauties?) in an appropriate position ... as she is (apparently) removing her below-the-waist-stylish garment, she comments:
"I'd rather hear toreador pants, than wear them ... "
(Sum memories are classics, it don't matter how old they are ... merely sayin' ... )
Posted by: O the Umanity | January 12, 2012 at 03:27 PM
i don't like those 'casing weiners'
WHAT??
Posted by: ligirl | January 12, 2012 at 03:28 PM
When is the no shirts Metro ride?
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | January 12, 2012 at 03:40 PM
Seriously, I hope they brought towels to sit on. Ugh.
Posted by: Diva | January 12, 2012 at 04:17 PM
I'm with Diva. You don't know what sat on the seats before your undies.
Posted by: Elon | January 12, 2012 at 04:47 PM
"Pickles?"
"No ... puppies ..."
Posted by: O the Umanity | January 12, 2012 at 05:18 PM
I've had dreams about being naked on a bus.
I liked them.
Posted by: Steve | January 12, 2012 at 07:12 PM
If y'all'd've been nekkid on my bus, Steve, y'all wouldn't've got an after-school treat ...
Oh.
um ... worng thread ...
Posted by: O the Umanity | January 12, 2012 at 08:27 PM