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January 31, 2012

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Donald Trumps plans cemetery near fifth-hole fairway at New Jersey golf course

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

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it's a fore-gone conclusion he'll die of a stroke


"It will be very understated, not a garish expression of ‘look at me,’...We want to make sure it’s done right and it's done in respectful, proper way.”

We would expect nothing less.

Because The Donald is not a "look at me" kind of guy, right Betsy?

I've already got my application in to help dig his grave. Is tomorrow too soon to start?

Here lies forever the Donald
Never to offer his bull again
Too bad his fortune was wasted
'Cause even he won't be given a Mulligan

He needs to be sure to replace all divots.

hair lies donny
a head of his time....
(why the hell is it
'comb' & 'tomb' don't rhyme?)

I'm not a golfer, but I would pick up my clubs again for a chance to drive one into the Donald's tombstone

"He's got a rough lie there, Colin. Let's see if he has the stones to get it out."

yes, but when?

I want to see his death certificate.

Nuthin' ostentatious ... oh, really?

More and more, the current "protocol" for cemetery headstones & the like is to require that they be installed flush (HAR!) with the surface level of the ground, so the caretakers can easily drive the mowers across the entire acreage (well, 1.5 acreage) ... such requirement would then preclude the obelisks (whut POSSIBLE symbolism could large stones, pointing upward, be a reference to? ... Rhetorical question, eh?) being an acceptable part of the overall plan ... merely sayin' ...

“At some point you have to think about this stuff,” -- you mean La Donald doesn't assume he's immortal? He doesn't act like it.

Reminds me of the old military joke. Tough old NCO finishes chewing out a recruit and says, "I'll bet you can't wait to pi$$ on my grave, can you, puke?"

"No, sir," says the trainee. "Not me!"

"Really? How come?"

"Sir, because once I get out of the Army, I'll never stand in line again, Sir!"

For him, the 5th hole of a Goofy Golf would be more appropriate.

"Donald Trump is planning his final hole in one: he wants to build a cemetery for himself on his New Jersey golf course."

Can we help him along? I'll get the shotgun.

Wait, he's going to run for President and die?

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do today...

No one (except wacky billionaires) would vote for Donald, but a lot of people will celebrate him doing the latter!!!

Man, that must be a tough hole...

I move we take up donations to buy him a crypt.
With certain requirements up front...

Talk about hitting one stiff - Golf term for a good shot that lands close to the pin. Donald already looks stiff.

Another golf term - the frog hair - the sparse, short grass around the green - also the hair on the Donald's head.

1. "Donald Trumps plans cemetery..." My god, you mean there are more than one of them??!!

2. "...he wants to build a cemetery for himself on his New Jersey golf course." I hope he gets to use it soon.

Howard from Broward

Here lies The Donald. His balls are in the cup!

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