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January 25, 2012

NO DOUBT THERE IS A PERFECTLY INNOCENT EXPLANATION

Thai thief caught with 10,000 pairs of women's underwear

(Thanks to Jan in Grimsby)

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A PERFECTLY INNOCENT EXPLANATION:
he was trying to break a record

butt

it was a Thai

So far he's only charged with driving under the influence...

so why is there a picture of men's tighty whiteys on the story? Unless that is what the Thai women wear? Also was his name Victoria? If so we know his secret now.

This was the South Park "Underwear Gnome" episode.
1) Collect underpants
2) ??
3) Profit

I don't really see why this is a big deal ... he only averaged about one pair a day ... mebbe with two on Sundays ... less a hiatus on three-day weekends ... yup ... did the math ... about one pair a day ... NBD, really ...

Whut?

From an article or two I've read about Thai bar "ladies", some of them could use that pair of underwear.
Gentlemen, I'd like you to meet Lola.

quite the panty raid...
he was experimenting on how well they wash and dry, yeah, that's the ticket.

Thank you ofg. I was also wondering why they had a picture of tighty whiteys. We ladies usually don't need a door in the front of our undies.

... um ... n'cin' ... ?

Anent: "Drawers with Doors" ... doors can be used for either ingress or egress ... merely ... um ... um ... um ... nevermind ...

And yet his bicycle seat collection remains uninvestigated.

You knew going in that the by-line had to be "Bangkok" . . .

oldfatguy: they're Thai-ty whiteys, of course

Ten Thousand Pairs of Panties must've opened for someone...

You know he's single ladies.

Obligatory: The charges sound fishy.

Well, if ya got 10,000 girlfriends, what're ya gonna do?

Underwear, in bulk, can be really cheap romantic. At least thats what my Thai friends used to say.

Great. Since I read this earlier today all I can think about is that dumb song, Land Of 1000 Dances, and how he do each dance 1000 x 10=10,000 10 times without running out of underwear.

Here, now! I'll have you know that song is on my iPod!
It's right over there.
Now, where'd I put that thing?

10,000? Really? Does that mean that someone in law enforcement actually was paid to *count underwear* all day?

Now playing: Thong Sung Blue


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