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January 06, 2012

2012 PRESIDENTIAL RACE UPDATE

“Well, there’s a guy who calls himself ‘Vermin Supreme,’” Bowers said. “He was dressed in some crazy costume. At first glance, you might think it’s a hat. Then you looked closely and you realized that it was a long boot that he wore on his head.”

Vermin Supreme and this blog go back a long way.

(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias)

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Are you coming up here to NH (or as you once called it "The Wind Chill Factor State", Dave?

And if Dave Barry, or even Dave Berry, is running for president, when is he going to start telling us he agrees with the American people on the issues?

By this point in 2008, he had already answered 1657 of our questions.

Y'know Dave, if you wrote books, like Newt does, it'd help your Presidential Aspirations. Just like it's helped his.

I wonder if His Daveness would refer all questions about health care to his wife like the rest of us males who have no idea how insurance works.

What a name Vermin. Just what we need in the White House. Too funny. I am sure that you are running again right Dave? Dave Barry for President. Pretty cool. Let's put it this way we could do a lot worse.

4 More Beers!
4 More Beers!

Wowser, Dave ... clear back to '04!

He's startin' to look ... older ... (in addition to "more attractive than the rest of the 3,642 candidates ... " ...

Y'all, however, have not aged a bit ... merely observin' ...

Has Dave ever been nibbled on by a goat, as John Huntsman has? Which has a perfectly innocent meaning, I'm sure.

Are we allowed to use our Dave Barry bumper stickers from the last election?

Dave! Stop fraternizing with the enemy. There can be only one.

"“I’ve seen him at least three times,” Bowers said. Didn’t ever get a good sense of his platform." It's simple: Strong teeth, time travel research, a Flying Monkey Public Safety Assurance Program, and zombie preparedness. Also see his web site.

I would like to know how candidates stand on the real issues. For example would they make any show like Jersey Shore illegal? If so would they immediately deport Snooki? How about a beer in very refrigerator? Would they be in favor of changing the National Anthem to something easier to sing like Louie, Louie?

These so-called Christians must really be smoking something.

I wish they'd share.

P.S. To quote Steve Wonder "so make sure when you say you're in it but not of it
You're not helping to make this earth a place sometimes called Hell
Change your words into truths and then change that truth into love
And maybe our children's grandchildren
And their great-great grandchildren will tell..."
from AS, (1987 song)

you ARE running, arent ya Dave?

Cindy, Louie, Louie seems almost impossible to sing. I can't even make out the words.

Nice to know the blue shirt phenomenon goes back back that far. 10 to 1 he still has that shirt.

Dave, it's time to get the juggernaut rolling! Already CNN has reports that one of the candidates is surging.
I still have my 2008 lawn banner.

2012 is going to be Dave's year. I just know it. Time for the catchy bumper sticker contest!!

Whoever wins will be vermin

Mr. Supreme is on Drudge today, having ambushed Ron Paul.

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