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School Cop Disciplined for Dressing Up as Gynecologist "Dr. Harry Beaver"

(Thanks to Floyd Sykes)

Comments

[tash]

EEEEwwwwwwwwww.

Did everyone unfollow Alec Baldwin? Weird.

something to do anyway Sameless self-promotion.

[funny man]

Nikki Minaj has six "personalities".

Donnie will need more than that act to "have a career."

Obviously it won't be in law enforcement.
NTTATWWT.

[tash]

Um, shameless..
here's the story

http://www.cnn.com/2011/12/06/showbiz/alec-baldwin-flight/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

I was on the Twitter as his tweets were coming through, as I was watching 30 rock on Netfix.

[Elon]

Oregon?

[nursecindy]

Here is Tash's link.
Alec Baldwin has always been an idiot in my opinion. As for this school cop he definitely needs some psychiatric help.

[tash]

cindy - and lots of people need eye bleach, or in our case, mind's eye bleach.

But I have always adored Alec Bladwin, gotta say.

[Afkat]

Sloppy reporting. Where is the photo of Mrs. Cahill?

[Girlogic]

There are a lot of comedians (not that I consider Alec Baldwin a real comedian) who have really bad tempers. Does anyone know if Dave gets angry?

[Head_Smashed_In]

Ha! That "Donnie Riggins: School Cop" sure is one suave cat.

And he just might be single, ladies. Newly single, at the very least.

[Phil McAvity]

I KNOW this guy...

[Jeff Meyerson]

The way things are going we might as well just shred the Constitution and be done with it.

Other than that, what Afkat says goes for me too. Pictures!

[wiredog]

There actually is a gynecologist named Dr. Harry Beaver in Virginia. Gene's written about him.

[Jeff Meyerson]

Yes there is.

[Theresa]

I wonder if the real Harry Beaver changed his name because he became a Gyn or was he born with the name and decided with a name like that I should be a Gyn.

[Jeff Meyerson]

Those are the kinds of questions that keep me up nights, Theresa.

[Scott]

Whenever Dave posts stories like these, I always feel the need to mention that I was, at one time, the managing editor of Urology Times magazine (yes, I really was, and yes, such a publication does exist). And during my tenure I came across several Dr. Wangs, Dongs, Johnsons, and for our British friends, John Thomases.

[ubetcha]

Did anyone check the other news stories on that site? This one caught my eye:

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[Mazar Larry]

Gee, you try to make kids look forward to school and what does it get you? At least he spelled "beaver" correctly after missing the first word.

[oneblankspace]

Counts from Howmanyofme.com :

There is 1 person in the U.S. named Harold Biever.
There is 1 person in the U.S. named Harry Biever.
There is 1 person in the U.S. named Henry Biever.
There are 32 people in the U.S. named Harry Beaver.
There are 47 people in the U.S. named Harold Beaver.
There are 47 people in the U.S. named Henry Beaver.
There are 22 people in the U.S. named Harry Beavers.
There are 33 people in the U.S. named Harold Beavers.
There are 33 people in the U.S. named Henry Beavers.

[EyeGore]

Lots of beavers running around it looks like.

[Awnree]

Seems like we need more Schicks.

[funny man]

"There are great statesmen in the world, and I know Harry Beaver. And you, my friend, are no hairy beaver!"

a person named Newt in an "aletrnate reality"