WOULD THAT BE MENTIONED ON THE CARFAX?
In a lawsuit filed in Oakland County Circuit Court, Margarita Salais of New Baltimore alleges the dealership's staff sold her a 2006 Ford Expedition last March without telling her it once held a dead body, The Detroit News reported Monday.
(Thanks to Ralph)

"Shhush! If you tell others, everyone will want one",
the car dealer told the customer.
Posted by: funny man | December 06, 2011 at 10:27 PM
Her *insurance* company figured out that it was human rather than animal? Those are some thorough investigators........
Posted by: Girlogic | December 07, 2011 at 12:11 AM
Now with extra protien?
Posted by: Phil McAvity | December 07, 2011 at 12:51 AM
funny man: she's lucky he didn't tell her it was the "Weeknd at Bernie's" stunt car and charge her extra.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 07, 2011 at 06:06 AM
A really good friend has a trucking company and had one of his drivers die from a heart attack while in the sleeper of one of his trucks. 1000 miles from home. It took a few days to find him and when they did they towed the truck home, opened the windows and sold it for half of what it was worth. Without ever once getting in the truck.
Posted by: Wingnut | December 07, 2011 at 07:33 AM
A local company specializes in cleanup when tragedy strikes.
I'm still hoping that they will sponsor a youth league baseball team, mostly because I have no pride and an extended sense of humor.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | December 07, 2011 at 10:18 AM
Mythbusters covered this once, using a dead pig.
Conclusion: You can't get the smell out.
On the other hand, this would be the perfect car for your high school son. If you were the least bit worried.
Posted by: Steve | December 07, 2011 at 11:08 AM