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December 27, 2011

WOMEN AND SHOE SALES

Do not get between them.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

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Oh, the humanity!

Clearly the CEO of Saks is male. No woman would have had this sale without making it invitation only.

"...ladies who lunch when deadline to get cheap clogs nears..."
This is exactly why I don't eat my midday meal with women.

I missed the sale!

Shoe sales are great. I always seem to have lots of shoes however clothes shopping is great too. Especially with sales and coupons. Yeah!

Sorry, cindy, but in your condition it would probably have put you back in the hospital. I know it's a small price to pay for a shoe sale but...maybe next year. (Yes, they have this every year.)

After noon, by the way, the sale was still on but at 40% off. Women coming out of the store at 5:00 said it was still crazy on the eighth floor.

No sale in the world, for any possible merchandise in the world, at any conceivable alleged "savings" is worth the hassle of an after(name your holiday) sale extravaganza.

So, Air Jordans got nothing on Oscar flats. Hmmm.

*SMACKS* Curtis E Flush. You take that back. A shoe sale is always worth it! I should know since I own over a 100 20 pair of shoes myself!

cindy's in a "condition"?? Is there something you're not telling us?? Should we be congratulating you?? Who's the baby Daddy??

Also...GET AWAY FROM MY SHOES!!

I think Jeff was referring to cindy's arm, not her womb.

Post 60% off on any kind of women's wear and it looks like that battle in " Braveheart ".

Thanks for clearing that up Shoexsie and Elon. When I read that I had a 'condition' I looked around to see if I was being followed by a priest and some wise men because if that happened it would truly be a miracle. : ) I think Jeff is talking about my arm which is still in a sling. I found out a few weeks ago that I need more surgery to repair a tear in my rotator cuff and I am NOT looking forward to it. I also found out I have a small tear in the other rotator cuff too but it is healing pretty well. All of this arm trouble just because I cleaned out a few closets and my freezer. Oy!

Cindy, that's why I leave everything in my freezer undisturbed until it fossilizes or turns to dust. Also, I don't want to build up any of that pesky muscle tissue.

((((((((((((((Cindy)))))))))) You're gonna need a lot MORE rotator things!!

My husband had the wise idea if I bought a new pair of shoes, I would have to get rid of a pair.

We are divorced.

Cindy, as God is my witness, I had no idea anyone could smack that hard post-shoulder-surgery with arm in a sling. Note to self: Must choose words more carefully.

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