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December 23, 2011


'Nervous bowels' alleged bank robber in jail

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)


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At least one supervisor inside the East Street bank anticipated trouble because a teller and a customer said they had seen a man "pooping" in the parking lot "and not being discreet" minutes before the 3:35 p.m. robbery, according to police.

...This can't possibly be true. If you put this scene in a movie, no one would believe it.

Now that's what I call dirty money

I see Christopher Lloyd playing him in the made for TV movie.

You do not want to be his cellmate.

With apologies to Brownsville Station:

"Pooping in the parking lot.
Pooping in the parking lot,
Now, teacher, don't you fill me up with your rules
But everybody knows that pooping ain't allowed in banks."

He misunderstood his Mom's warning about accidents and clean underwear.

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