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December 23, 2011

THIS BEING SAN FRANCISCO, IT'S THE CIGAR THAT WILL GET HIM IN SERIOUS TROUBLE

A San Francisco man with no medical license performed liposuction on a woman while smoking a cigar, then flushed six pounds of fat he removed down the patient's toilet, city prosecutors alleged.

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um, yuck.

S.F. man charged with acting like cosmetic surgeon

"I'm not a cosmetic surgeon, but I play one on televison."

He's probably keeping health care costs down. A pioneer !

Ladies and Gentlemen,
I am proud to announce that my clinic now has a shopvac that will suck your tonsils out your bellybutton.
You may call my office for an appointment.
Doctor Steve, specialist in tonsillectomy.

What led investigators to question whether or not he was legitimate was that he made house calls.

it wasn't until infection set in and she saw a real doctor that she realized GG was a fraud? She was so close to Darwin Award immortality...

I have seen so many stories of unlicensed people performing liposuction in recent years it makes me think all you need is a scalpel and a shopvac and you're in business.

six pounds for $3,000?

Patient's brain was sucked out during previous procedure?

Thank you for not smoking

It's not her fault that she was fat--it was the Happy Meals.

On their recorded phone greeting:

"This week's RED LIGHT special at Derma Clinic: A
complete skin transplant using used foreskins: Get rid of those wrinkles and have a nice patchwork appearance! $499 through Saturday only!"

Customers should have asked "What kind of fool do you take me for?"

To which CG would respond "You mean there's more than one?"

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