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December 28, 2011

NO JURY WOULD DARE CONVICT HIM

Australian crocodile Elvis steals lawnmower

(Thanks to jon harris, Jeff Meyerson and Janice Gelb. Also belated thanks to Ralph, Bruinhilda and Carroll Stewart.)

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Bet a dollar the event happened at 8 a.m. on a Sunday morning.

I would stay off his lawn - very, very far off.

CHeck out the fuller video.

I'm not sure which is the better name for a band: Australian Crocodile Elvis or Fairly Typical Crocodile Behavior.

Come to think of it, I know a guy who was convicted of crocodile behavior, armed. It's a fairly common charge up here.

''He is so full of testosterone that he views everything as a threat,'' explained Mr Faulkner. ''Even potential mates.''


Das Arnold?

Hey, the wife was complaining about the sea-weeds.
He figured a quick mow would stop the whining.

The article says that Elvis is territorial and likes his meat. Well, the lawn mower couldn't of been too tasty. He has nice teeth.

You cawl thaat a lawnmower?

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