GUESS THE STATE
Two men — one of them naked — were arrested Friday, accused of stealing a boat from a covered dock on Lake Botts in Pierson...
At one point, after asking to be shot with a deputy's Taser stun gun, Horne was.
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Home is where the shot is?
Posted by: Homer Simpson, Circa 1992 | December 06, 2011 at 06:47 PM
D'oh! Wrong nickname!
Posted by: PirateBoy | December 06, 2011 at 06:48 PM
Works wither way, actually.
Posted by: Spiny Norman | December 06, 2011 at 07:02 PM
"GUESS THE STATE"
... and the involvement of you-know-what.
Posted by: Richard the Weasel-Hearted | December 06, 2011 at 08:40 PM
You have your holiday traditions.
And these guys will have theirs.
Posted by: Steve | December 06, 2011 at 09:26 PM
The officer made the comment in his report:
"Home was an idiot, but at least a polite idiot."
Posted by: funny man | December 06, 2011 at 10:24 PM
after the 'Tasing' that is...
Posted by: funny man | December 06, 2011 at 10:25 PM
Richard...you noticed, huh? I particularly like the menu of the beer, the rum, and the axe. Lots of folks forget to include that last one.
Posted by: Betsy | December 06, 2011 at 10:25 PM
Shrider paddled the boat back to shore, where deputies found the ax, a can of beer and a bottle of rum.
Dude! Par-tay!
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 07, 2011 at 05:56 AM
Thank you sir! May I have another!
Posted by: Wingnut | December 07, 2011 at 07:43 AM
Rum and pirates, where have I heard that before?
Posted by: Mazar Larry | December 07, 2011 at 12:57 PM
Wisconsin?
Posted by: Omniskeptic | December 07, 2011 at 04:23 PM