GARBAGE SCAN
Many centuries ago, before there was satellite radio, I wrote a column about endlessly punching the buttons on a radio, looking for something decent to listen to. Recently a fellow named Joe Carignan sent me a link to a YouTube video of his brother, Stephen Carignan, performing the column at a comedy club. I'm honored, and Stephen's a brave guy.

I lasted 15 seconds. Barney's nipples are way funnier.
Posted by: HogsAteMySister | December 22, 2011 at 05:35 PM
I thought it was great! I have also decided to vote for Bill Doberman. I just hate it when I find a station that is playing the last few seconds of a good song and then they go to endless commercials because they have just play 300 uninterrupted minutes of classic rock including every song that I know all the words to.
Posted by: nursecindy | December 22, 2011 at 05:54 PM
I don't think I've read Dave's article...could someone post a link, please?
Posted by: Sam | December 22, 2011 at 06:01 PM
Let's just say he's no Dave and leave it at that.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 22, 2011 at 06:04 PM
Here you go Sam.
Posted by: nursecindy | December 22, 2011 at 06:10 PM
At least, unlike most of the radio stations here, they aren't playing Spanish polka music on what sounds like a nose-flute.
Posted by: PirateBoy | December 22, 2011 at 06:15 PM
Thanks for posting this, really means a lot.
Posted by: Joe Carignan | December 22, 2011 at 08:30 PM
I still prefer George Carlin's Wonderful Wino, which goes all the way back to 1966, when the Blog was still in college.
Posted by: Ralph | December 22, 2011 at 08:49 PM
I thought he did a great job performing it. I remember reading that column for the first time years ago in "Dave Barry Talks Back" and think it's pretty cool that someone would even think to perform it at all.
Posted by: Head_Smashed_In | December 22, 2011 at 09:50 PM
that was good. :)
sam, sorry i can't post a link (and neither can cindy) because hey, you know, it's copyrighted and it's not supposed to be posted anywhere. but it is in the book mentioned above.
Posted by: judi the barberho | December 23, 2011 at 08:14 AM
"Radio Daze" was the first thing of Dave's I ever read, and it made me an instant fan. Many years agao. Still one of the funniest pieces ever.
Posted by: Kenneth Sörling | January 06, 2012 at 05:52 PM