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December 29, 2011

ATTENTION, SHOPPERS:

Checking out?

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker, who says "Sounds painful.")

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That's a funny sign.

I've heard store clerks say the weeks before Christmas they are all elbows and Aholes, but I thought it was just a figure of speech

Credit card swipe? Possibly related to the other article Down Under, The Bumcrack Bandit...)

This is primarily for those folks who have been there since the crack of dawn.

Just keep going with that shopping cart fella and nobody gets hurt. $5.97 isn't a bad deal on batteries though. I guess I'm still in shopping mode.

A friend of mine posted the best line yesterday: Kindness before clearance!

The colonoscopy clinic sells batteries?

Diva, the crack of dawn aisle passes through lingerie.

Think of how much coke you could find in that line! (Assuming x% of Wal-Mart shoppers are super-models....)

WalMart is getting their signs in China now?

Reminds me of a sign I saw at a hospital once: "Birth Control Clinic - Enter In Rear"

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