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December 28, 2011

ALL WE REALLY KNOW AT THIS POINT IS THAT IT HAS A VALID FLORIDA LICENSE

Searching for Bigfoot in Texas

(Thanks to Karen in Panama City)

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I hope not. C Jr. #2 is hog hunting today.

"Even Animal Planet's Finding Bigfoot series has been unable to find the ape-man..."

Well, that's pretty conclusive. If Animal Planet can't find him, who could?

If he's missing a finger, tell him there's a spare in Edinburgh.

How to catch a Bigfoot:
Leave out two or three pairs of very large size, comfortable shoes, sizes 16, 18 or larger, and when he tries one pair on, you drop a net on him....

Well, it worked for one of the King Kong remakes...

Vaughn Bryant gave a lecture at the U of Toronto many years ago. He opened his talk on coprolites (fossilized poop) by saying, "This is the first time I've ever been asked to speak at a banquet."

He'll come looking for his pet chupacabra.

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