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November 18, 2011

WE'RE GOING TO GO OUT ON A LIMB HERE AND SPECULATE THAT ALCOHOL MAY HAVE BEEN INVOLVED

Charges were to be filed Tuesday against a Washington man for driving under the influence during an Oct. 16 incident in which he ran over a Pittsburgh man who city police were in the process of arresting for public intoxication.

(Thanks to Heather Lubay)

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I bet it was his "I'm a Drunk" t-shirt that gave it away.

You know his lawyer is crafting a defense where the fact that he was drunk and the pedestrian was drunk is like a double-negative, whereby he becomes declared sober and charges must be dropped.

A Twofer!

...and that's how I got the nickname "speed bump"

If the Steelers won the previous week, you're allowed to drive/walk around drunk in the Pittsburgh area.

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