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Woman arrested after massaging undercover deputy for over 30 minutes
Key Name of "Spa": Dong Fang Spa
(Thanks to Don Faber)
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November 21, 2011
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"What about this?"
Yep, that was always my pick up line.
Posted by: HogsAteMySister | November 21, 2011 at 05:55 PM
Although under covers is the best place to get a massage, can there really be a happy ending when the place is named "Dong Fang"?
Posted by: bonmot | November 21, 2011 at 06:00 PM
HAMS the appropriate answer to "What about this?" is, "What about what? I don't see anything."
Posted by: nursecindy | November 21, 2011 at 06:06 PM
Nice one, Hogs. Smooth.
Finally, the detective grabbed his penis and asked, "What about this?"
Ms. Dong Fang just pointed and laughed.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | November 21, 2011 at 06:07 PM
Awww, I love a story with a happy ending.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | November 21, 2011 at 06:09 PM
BTW! O/T but, I hope Dave and Ridley are happy. My 11 year old got yelled at last night because we caught her reading with a flashlight at 2 a.m. She was reading 'Peter And The Shadow Thieves'. She said it was too good to put down. Back o/t.
Posted by: nursecindy | November 21, 2011 at 06:14 PM
The name of the spa is funny. The "Dong Fang Spa"
Posted by: Theresa | November 21, 2011 at 06:21 PM
Does "Dong Fong" translate as "Aye, there's the rub" in Engrish (sic)?
Posted by: PirateBoy | November 21, 2011 at 06:52 PM
So was she arrested because she did or didn't complete the rub and tug? Sounds to me like all the cop got was the rub. I'd be honked off too.
Posted by: Wingnut | November 21, 2011 at 07:58 PM
Enticement and entrapment! The cops will lose this one--then they'll have to do their undercover investigating AGAIN!...
Posted by: Allen at Division | November 21, 2011 at 09:14 PM
Even better is the sidebar story on the Sun Sentinel
Defendant: Traci Batcher 34
Traci Batcher alledgedly drank a few drinks at the Thirsty Turtle Bar in Sarasota, then entered the mens' room before deciding to come out of her shell by shedding her clothes and returned to the bar stark naked.
Posted by: pokerplayer | November 21, 2011 at 11:02 PM
The cop figured she was getting behind in her work.
Posted by: Loudmouth | November 22, 2011 at 07:49 AM
Did he use his "night stick" to restrain her?
Posted by: WVplantman | November 22, 2011 at 09:38 AM
Back in my project engineering days, near the end of a stressful day, our secretary was standing behind the project manager who was seated at a table full of drawings. On an impulse, she started to massage his neck and shoulders. He said, "I'll give you just 45 minutes to stop that."
Posted by: Ernie G | November 22, 2011 at 10:00 AM
"Me rub you long time"?
Posted by: Gary | November 22, 2011 at 11:12 AM
Catch the author's bio?
BARBARA HIJEK has spent the best years of her life doing news research in Florida, the most news-warpy place in the universe. She's still passed all her drug tests and remains Prozac free.
Posted by: Tim E | November 22, 2011 at 12:45 PM