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November 28, 2011

IF YOU READ ONLY ONE MEDICAL ABSTRACT THIS YEAR...

...we hope it isn't this one.

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

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Why would ANYONE think that is a good idea?

Conclusion: These guys are morons.

So that's what happened to my domino

ew.

___ Enhancement for Dummies needs an ISBN

"Conclusions.  Incarcerated males put themselves at risk for injury and infection when attempting penile enhancement with improvised equipment."

No sh!t, Sherlock.....

And these are scientists?

Dominos? Phah! Real inmates prefer jacks.

That should have come with a WARNING for guys.

If one penis falls will the rest of them fall as well?

If they were in prison, who was the intended for their sexual enhancement? Oh, never mind.

Well, when these guys ask ya to "play dominos", they are not talking about the game invented by Hung Ming
nor the pizza place...

Although Hung Ming certainly has the name for it...?..

I don't understand this, but then I don't understand why anyone would put an earring in their nose, or anywhere else on their face, or a hoop in their penis, or nipple, or other private parts I can't bear to name.

Well this is just sort of sick....but while we are on the topic of "raising up", my fellow fans of Dave may just enjoy the following; they're touring the US next year, you may not want to miss them.

See them http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faKFcfytlxU

Alright that di not work so well, I'll try again

Afkat,they're coming to Charlotte in February and I will definitely be going to see them.

Ribbed for her pleasure.

Nothing says "love" like a seeping infection.

Cindy:

Don't miss it...it is a "must see" event. I took my wife to Riverdance when they performed in Vancouver...twice actually, once as Riverdance and then the second was "Lord of the Dance" after Flatley broke with the troupe. On both occasions, we were enthralled. So much talent, so much entertainment...yes the tickets were expensive, but I never spent money better.

And then about a year and a half ago Celtic Woman came here, again I brought my wife. Given that she is currently bedridden and that I am her caregiver, it was significant to me (and perhaps her as well) that this was probably the last performance that we would ever be able to attend together.

And the girls did not let us down...a magical performance. Something that I will remember for the rest of my life.

So go for it Cindy...and enjoy...

I thought it was supposed to be Domino's PIZZA....

And in related news....

That would put me off my pizza, Ralph.

Sometimes experimentation for medical purposes can be very advantageous. In this case, it sadly isn't the case.

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chiropractor Fitzroy pinched nerve

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