HE GETS PEOPLE TO TALK BY POURING EXTREMELY SPICY CURRY ON THEIR THIGHS
'Slumdog Millionaire's' Anil Kapoor to Play Indian Jack Bauer
(Thanks to The Amazing Steve and Phil Zeman)
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November 10, 2011
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I'm in, providing that Dave and the Amazing Steve liveblog every episode and that each one ends (episode, not Dave/Steve liveblog) with an elaborately choreographed Bollywood-style song and dance number that includes all of the characters who've been already been killed off.
Posted by: Lairbo | November 10, 2011 at 10:23 AM
Bet he will set up a call center for all of his deeds with people named "Michelle" and "John" taking calls.
Posted by: MikeyVA | November 10, 2011 at 10:28 AM
"Renee" was a guest star on HAWAII FIVE-O a couple of weeks ago, so she's probably available, but the key questions are:
Who is going to be their Chloe?
Will President Allstate be in it?
What about Edgar?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | November 10, 2011 at 10:38 AM
Lairbo - Ha! We're on the same wavelength. When i sent that in, I told Dave, "I look forward to the new Jack Bauer doing a Bollywood-style dance with the bad guys before he stabs them in the thigh."
I'm guessing that the new Jack Bauer will also be questioning them on live TV, and will allow them to ask the audience, or Phone-A-Thug.
Posted by: Steve (The 24 Guy) | November 10, 2011 at 10:50 AM
St24G: You should really see if they're hiring writers. Mumbai is lovely this time of year.
Posted by: Lairbo | November 10, 2011 at 11:08 AM
Immediate Question: When Anil sets up a "perimeter", what the h3ll do we drink ? It really should be Indian.
Posted by: LeDud | November 10, 2011 at 12:02 PM
Great comments and snorks at all blogster comments!!!
The resemblence is UNCANNY!!!
But I was hoping that Indian actor Rajinikanth would get the part, because of his role in one of the best sci-fi movies EVER, Enthiran, also called "Robot" in English.
There was an English dubbed version on YouTube, but I am not sure if it still exists. The three hour plus movie is/was great and had Hollywood help on some of the special effects. All in all a great triumph for Bollywood!!!
If you dig sci-fi please check it out!!!!
Posted by: funny man | November 10, 2011 at 12:34 PM
what the h3ll do we drink ?
Bombay Gin.
The villain will have 6 arms and I look forward to the elephant chases.
Posted by: Loudmouth | November 10, 2011 at 01:34 PM
We should really support Dave and drink Scotch with a pineapple wedge.
Posted by: nursecindy | November 10, 2011 at 01:47 PM
wait - "anil"?
Posted by: mudstuffin in klumbus | November 10, 2011 at 04:22 PM
'24'?
why not something more original like '711'?
Posted by: sandy | November 10, 2011 at 04:55 PM
Gin and Tonic (Bombay) and Enthiran this weekend. Looking pretty good.
Posted by: LeDud | November 10, 2011 at 05:11 PM
Or 24 - Computer Technical support Unit. Worst strategic move of all - The Microsoft Perimeter.
Posted by: Loudmouth | November 10, 2011 at 10:21 PM
slurpee shots?
Posted by: sandy | November 11, 2011 at 07:37 AM
I like Bollywood films. I do believe the Indian version of 24 will run as well as the American Version.
Posted by: paulstrecker | November 11, 2011 at 10:57 AM
A cast photo has been leaked...
Posted by: Dave The Happy Singer | November 14, 2011 at 08:26 PM