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the suspect told the investigating trooper that his dog and Jesus told him to break into the home because he was supposed to meet country singer Taylor Swift there and marry her in the back yard.
It's good to have a backup plan, dude, like moving to Oregon to cultivate pot.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | November 18, 2011 at 07:59 AM
Maine suspect blames crimes on dog, Jesus.
He has a dog named Jesus?
Posted by: nursecindy | November 18, 2011 at 08:03 AM
You have to appreciate that he placed the dog's opinion first. Jesus was the second opinion, I suppose.
Posted by: Martini Shark | November 18, 2011 at 08:12 AM
If you can't trust your dog and Jesus who can you trust?
Posted by: EyeGore | November 18, 2011 at 09:28 AM
Poor guy.....stood up by Taylor Swift. Wah Wah Wah
Posted by: Coconuts | November 18, 2011 at 10:02 AM
The dog hired a lawyer. Jesus said he would represent himself.
Posted by: Clankie | November 18, 2011 at 10:22 AM
Clankie --
I think we all remember how it went the last time Jesus represented himself in a legal proceeding.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | November 18, 2011 at 11:20 AM
The police report notes that a squadron of pigs was flying in formation over the home.
Posted by: MOTW | November 18, 2011 at 12:51 PM
He was found praying the Rosary while licking his privates.
Posted by: Loudmouth | November 18, 2011 at 10:56 PM
What? You mean besides Lassie, other dogs can talk and save people?
Holy Fleabags!
Posted by: funny man | November 18, 2011 at 11:38 PM