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November 18, 2011


ANDOVER, Maine (AP) — State Police say a man arrested for allegedly breaking into an Andover home told them his dog and Jesus made him do it.

(Thanks to jon harris)


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the suspect told the investigating trooper that his dog and Jesus told him to break into the home because he was supposed to meet country singer Taylor Swift there and marry her in the back yard.

It's good to have a backup plan, dude, like moving to Oregon to cultivate pot.

Maine suspect blames crimes on dog, Jesus.
He has a dog named Jesus?

You have to appreciate that he placed the dog's opinion first. Jesus was the second opinion, I suppose.

If you can't trust your dog and Jesus who can you trust?

Poor guy.....stood up by Taylor Swift. Wah Wah Wah

The dog hired a lawyer. Jesus said he would represent himself.

Clankie --
I think we all remember how it went the last time Jesus represented himself in a legal proceeding.

The police report notes that a squadron of pigs was flying in formation over the home.

He was found praying the Rosary while licking his privates.

What? You mean besides Lassie, other dogs can talk and save people?

Holy Fleabags!

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