'BRAVE' IS HARDLY THE WORD
Brave Grandma Arrests Robber With His Penis
(Thanks to Matt Filar)
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November 17, 2011
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"Sensing danger"?
Obviously a thug of exquisite insight and discernment.
Posted by: Betsy | November 17, 2011 at 07:44 PM
"pounced on Daniel Ikechukwu, held him and squeezed his balls hard."
I catch uk wu? Dan must hurt to the core when being paged a table is available.
Posted by: manual tomato | November 17, 2011 at 07:57 PM
If he tried to kidnap one of my kids not only would I squeeze the family jewels, I would put my spike heel through them. A couple of times.
Posted by: nursecindy | November 17, 2011 at 08:03 PM
The one that escape is "Lucky".
Indeed.
Posted by: markhh | November 17, 2011 at 08:06 PM
Squeaky and Lucky.
Posted by: EyeGore | November 17, 2011 at 08:56 PM
You have to pay for that kind of action in NYC.
Posted by: Just Some Guy | November 17, 2011 at 09:27 PM
Does the headline not know the difference between the weanie and the beanies?
Posted by: Layzeeboy | November 17, 2011 at 11:01 PM
manual tomato was hittin' the sauce a bit early. nttawt..
Posted by: wiredog | November 18, 2011 at 06:55 AM
you go, mamma!
Posted by: queensbee | November 18, 2011 at 06:59 AM
Touch my family and you won't have a package to squeeze.
Posted by: MikeyVA | November 18, 2011 at 10:40 AM
It's a different generation. One of my sage, octogenarian great-aunts advised me that if ever in a fight with another woman, I should grab hold of one of her, umm, "frontal protuberances" and twist as hard as I can.
Posted by: LM | November 18, 2011 at 10:58 AM
Lucky got away, and Ball Boy will probably win Granny's house in the suit for unlawful detention and cruel and unusual punishment.
Posted by: Curtis E Flush | November 18, 2011 at 12:45 PM
These are the only two Nigerians that don't know it is much easier to rob people via the internet.
Posted by: Emmett Flatus | November 18, 2011 at 12:50 PM
If this happened to more robbers and kidnappers, most of them would probably take up another line of work.
Posted by: Kristina L | November 18, 2011 at 08:52 PM