ADVISORY TO MEN (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE)
Study Links Bestiality, Penile Cancer
(Thanks to Matt Filar and Ralph)
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November 09, 2011
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West VA is not going to like this!
Posted by: MikeyVA | November 09, 2011 at 09:31 AM
No indeed, Mikey.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | November 09, 2011 at 10:00 AM
Don't date "horsey" looking women. Camilla and Julia come to mind.
Posted by: Steve | November 09, 2011 at 10:01 AM
What if you didn't realize she was a real beyetch when you started dating her?
Posted by: fivver | November 09, 2011 at 10:16 AM
I am proud to say for the first time ever I had the discipline to not click on the link. I absolutely, positively do not want to know.
Posted by: Wingnut | November 09, 2011 at 10:28 AM
This is what happens when you pick up floozie sheep at cheap bars rather than meeting a nice one you can settle down with.
Posted by: WVplantman | November 09, 2011 at 10:41 AM
The paper was authored by a team of urologists from centers around Brazil and studied men from age 18 to 80. Men who had had sex with animals also reported a higher incidence of sexually transmitted diseases. Of the 118 penile cancer patients, 45 percent reported having had sex with animals...
Brazil. Land of Animal Lovers. (Did PETA start there?)
Posted by: funny man | November 09, 2011 at 10:50 AM
Do ewe come here often?
Posted by: funny man | November 09, 2011 at 10:51 AM
"The genital mucus membranes of animals could have different characteristics from human genitalia, and the animals' secretions are probably different from human fluids."
Gee, do you really think so?
Duh?
Posted by: Homer Simpson | November 09, 2011 at 10:54 AM
I wonder if it's not so much sex with animals but maybe the tendency for these... "men" to put it anywhere (e.g. bicycles, picnic tables, cement blocks). Who knows what they could pick up.
Posted by: ScottMGS | November 09, 2011 at 10:57 AM
(e.g. bicycles, picnic tables, cement blocks, Snooki). Who knows what they could pick up.
Posted by: fivver | November 09, 2011 at 11:00 AM
I'm trying to figure out how a man would have sex with a bicycle, picnic table, or a cement block. I can kind of see the picnic table or cement block but a bicycle?
Posted by: nursecindy | November 09, 2011 at 11:10 AM
What a unique study -- participants have to both be the guinea pig, and make it with one.
Posted by: MartiniShark | November 09, 2011 at 11:30 AM
NC, it only works if the bicycle is a willing participant.
Posted by: WVplantman | November 09, 2011 at 11:44 AM
NC:
Bicycle Sex.
Posted by: wiredog | November 09, 2011 at 12:45 PM
I am sure I heard somewhere that a homeopathic remedy for penile cancer is sex with a monkey. Sex with other animals must be a cure for various other social diseases.
Posted by: max | November 09, 2011 at 12:54 PM
NC,
I don't know, seems risky to me. What if he got his (and I will use a technical term here that you and I will understand since I went to one year of med school) "thingy" caught in the spokes.
Posted by: MikeyVA | November 09, 2011 at 01:35 PM
Yeah, but once you've had a unicycle, you'll never go back.
Posted by: Curtis E Flush | November 09, 2011 at 10:28 PM
And if you don't send flowers they'll bite it off next time.
Posted by: Loudmouth | November 10, 2011 at 07:52 AM
Overheard in West VA
Bufford, "Beulah, I have this rash on my privates."
Beulah, "You been out in the sheep pens again?"
Posted by: MikeyVA | November 10, 2011 at 10:02 AM
Need to update the old saying:
When you lie down with dogs you wake up with penis cancer, which is a lot worse than fleas.
Posted by: Will (the other one) | November 10, 2011 at 01:32 PM