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October 26, 2011

THANKS, BUT WE'LL JUST SNIFF OUR OWN ARMPIT

Burton-on-Trent has got its own designer scent which apparently smells of Marmite, leather, pickle and beer.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

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Businesswoman Victoria Brookes thinks her new fragrance works perfectly and is selling it for £36.50 in the run up to Christmas.

She's expecting to do most of her business selling to desperate men on Christmas Eve.

I'd like to hear her definition of "works perfectly".

I think Jeff is right and I agree with Lairbo. I've never smelled Marmite but I've heard it's awful. I do like the smell of leather though.

Sounds like Eau de Buffalo.

Coming soon...

Nos-towl-gALE, a new perfume smelling of beer, ham hocks and vomit, or the Cannery bars...

now don't be too quick to judge...it does smell better than the wharf...


Let's not forget, this is the nation that thinks Spotted Dick and haggis are acceptable things to eat.

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