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October 23, 2011

THANK GOD FOR RESEARCH

The research shows men who spend even a few minutes in the company of an attractive woman perform less well in tests designed to measure brain function than those who chat to someone they do not find attractive.

(Thanks to The Perts)

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duh......

Proves nothing. Who's the genius that talked to Rosanne Barr and told her she needs to be back on TV?

Loudmouth it was probably the same person that told Oprah to give Rosie O'Donnell her own TV show. I'm beginning to think that all men think about is sex. I could be wrong.

nc, huh? Most men would gain IQ points (and lose their lunches) talking to Rosanne or Rosie or Janet Napolitano or Nancy Pelosi.

Tests designed to measure brain function...? What... Like watching " The View " ?

Clearly, there is no danger of saying anything stupid here.

All the blood rushes from the brain to the....there is only enough blood in human male to operate em one at a time.

Has anyone quantified the effect of shoes on the brain function of women?

I think I would merely have to walk into a room with Rosie O'Donnell and I could explain, in detail, the theory of relativity. Halle Berry on the other hand I couldn't spell my middle name.

How about Snooki, guys? Would she make you smarter or dumber?

Umm--I remember when we first blogged this about 2 years ago... Still, always happy to restate the obvious!

I was going to say something intelligent and then the blog ladies came into the room.

Is Snooki a real person? I thought she was a cartoon character.

Snooki would make me dumber. Not for the mentioned theme, its her hair. That scares me.

the hair is frightening. also the brain.

Brain? You must be referring to a different Snooki.

Most men are conversant with the concept of "brain freeze". It is usually experienced immediately prior to "SSRS".
Oh, for Pete's sake; "Saying Something Really Stupid". Look it up. I'm sure there's a pill for it now.

When in the presence of a beautiful woman, shut up and act aloof and bored. This will prevent you from saying something stupid and will mystify the woman.

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