OCCUPY EARTH
ALIEN SPACESHIPS TO ATTACK EARTH IN NOVEMBER!
(Thanks to funny man)
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October 27, 2011
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I, for one, welcome our alien overlords.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | October 27, 2011 at 08:11 AM
November 27th? *checks appointment book* Nope, can't make it. They'll have to attack without me!
Posted by: Kibby F5™ | October 27, 2011 at 08:16 AM
In this story, Dr. John Malley is the the lead extraterrestrial expert at SETI.
In this related, absolutely true story, Dr. Malley is the representative from the U.N. Panel on Extraterrestrials.
http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/39768/aliens-spotted-in-brazil/
If all that doesn't make him an expert, what would?
If you Google "john malley" "weekly world news" you get thousands of hits. He is their go-to guy for hot alien news.
I hear the aliens are tweeting on #OccupyYourWholeStinkingPlanet
Posted by: Wally Ballou | October 27, 2011 at 08:20 AM
"Puny humans!"
Posted by: Morbo | October 27, 2011 at 08:37 AM
Any chance the aliens could bump it by a few days so I don't have to make two airport runs on the Sunday after Thanksgiving?
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | October 27, 2011 at 08:47 AM
What NMUA said goes for me too.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | October 27, 2011 at 09:00 AM
Hey, wait a minute. Didn't that old geek say the world was really going to end last Friday?
What happened?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | October 27, 2011 at 09:02 AM
Harold Camping is a scientist too?
Posted by: nursecindy | October 27, 2011 at 09:08 AM
OH NO, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, WE ARE DOOMED, DOOMED I SAY DOOMED. We know if it is in the Weekly World News it HAS to be true.
Posted by: oldfatguy | October 27, 2011 at 09:13 AM
Well, November is just around the corner.
Posted by: Theresa | October 27, 2011 at 09:17 AM
Why fight them? Just slap a giant spaceship surcharge tax on them, plus we can have the EPA regulate the bajeepers out of their spaceship and they'll be gone in a month.
Posted by: Wingnut | October 27, 2011 at 09:33 AM
The t-shirt alarmed me: "ALIENS ABDUCT CHEERLEADERS!"
Posted by: Allen at Division | October 27, 2011 at 09:46 AM
it's a cookbook!..
Posted by: queensbee | October 27, 2011 at 10:00 AM
I agree with Wingnut. Although I'm not sure it would take an entire month.
Posted by: nursecindy | October 27, 2011 at 10:09 AM
I really thought this was true until I read the part about the ship being 200 miles wide. No way that thing could hold enough gasoline for a space flight. It would take about six million gallons just to start the motor.
Posted by: oldfatguy | October 27, 2011 at 10:24 AM
Solar power, oldfatguy.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | October 27, 2011 at 10:45 AM
They'll never get into Alabama.
Posted by: Steve | October 27, 2011 at 10:52 AM
Anyone else see the possibility to reduce the unemployment rate here?
Posted by: Kibby F5™ | October 27, 2011 at 10:54 AM
Steve, why would they want to? NTTAWWT....
Posted by: funny man | October 27, 2011 at 11:30 AM
Alien Invasion on November? Skyline anyone?
Posted by: paulstrecker | October 27, 2011 at 11:34 AM
You can tell that they are headed for Florida, because their turn signal has been on since the Oort cloud.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | October 27, 2011 at 11:37 AM
So that's how the Lions got to 5 and 2.
Posted by: wiredog | October 27, 2011 at 11:46 AM
The Planet Zeeba? Oh, come now. Even my 'spellcheck' doesn't accept that. Wait...it doesn't accept 'spellcheck' either. I'm so confused....
Posted by: David the Mohel | October 27, 2011 at 12:06 PM
That wacky Weekly World News. You click on the
update and the update is OLDER than the posting!!!
Unless, of course, they used the secret time machine, assisted by BAT-BOY and Barack O.???
Hey if it's in print, you can take it to the bank...
But wait, ....you could do that with counterfeit money
also, but the bank may have you arrested, and you may not become any wealthier...
Hmmmm...
Posted by: funny man | October 27, 2011 at 12:06 PM
Zeeba sounds like a made up name to me... like " Montpelier " .
Posted by: Clankie | October 27, 2011 at 12:43 PM
Actually, Jeff...
Posted by: Richard the Weasel-Hearted | October 27, 2011 at 12:57 PM
See?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | October 27, 2011 at 01:40 PM
Clankie, Zeeba neighbor stars in the "Pearls before swine" comic strip.
Posted by: oldfatguy | October 27, 2011 at 02:08 PM
As usual, the Weekly World News is way behind times on the science. The aliens invaded millions of years ago. They are now disguised as TSA officers.
Posted by: Ralph | October 27, 2011 at 03:23 PM
I thought they were disguised as Government Officials.
Posted by: nursecindy | October 27, 2011 at 06:23 PM
Actually, they all look like Dennis Kucinich and Ron Paul. If they come on the 25th they can get some really good deals at the mall.
Posted by: Loudmouth | October 27, 2011 at 07:05 PM