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October 27, 2011


Colorado Springs man reports woman at his home as a burglar after girlfriend shows up

(Thanks to The Perts, Mark Schlesinger, Mark Buckley, Joe in Japan and RussellMc)


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She was trying to steal his precious bodily fluids.

C'mon baby! Who are you gonna believe? Me or your lyin' eyes?

Way to go Einstein.

Nice try, dude.

Well, that's one way to get out of a revulsive date. Changed his number to an unlisted one -- this guy is thorough at least.

Ladies? I bet he's single.
And probably singing soprano.

MAN! Why hadn't I thought of that years ago!?

Well, on the bright side he wouldn't get caught again.


Alfred, the MAN-CAVE is SACRED!!! Arggg Arggg Arggg!

(hey, I'm sorry. Not even a Tim Allen fan....I WILL
get help...)

snork @ Horace

Link the world's super computers together and set them to coming up with better dodges than that. If they can't do that, what good are they ?

"Can you believe that crook just walked up and rang the bell?!?!?!?"

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