BUT HE'S THE SPORTS MINISTER!
Lizard racing lands Sports Minister in hot water
Key Quote Giving Lizards More Credit Than This Blog Would: "I wouldn't be surprised if those poor lizards were quite traumatised after their experience."
(Thanks to W. von Papineau)

I don't see anything wrong with Lizard Racing.
But those Lizard-Fights (To-The-Death) aren't cool,
except in movies.
Posted by: funny man | October 25, 2011 at 01:56 PM
There's something wrong with a country that needs a law about molesting lizards.
Posted by: Clankie | October 25, 2011 at 03:02 PM
i say we slap a number on a few animal rights activists and make them race.
Posted by: extra grumpy old mudstuffin in klumbus | October 25, 2011 at 03:37 PM
I wonder how they knew the lizards were sleepy?
Posted by: Gary | October 25, 2011 at 03:39 PM
$10 on number 6. I just like the look of his ass.
Posted by: HogsAteMySister | October 25, 2011 at 04:01 PM
Oh, Shut Up PITAzoids. In bars it's usually the lizards doing the molesting.
Posted by: Loudmouth | October 25, 2011 at 06:21 PM
"traumatised lizard" sounds like a...love injury.
Posted by: Steve | October 25, 2011 at 07:30 PM