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September 30, 2011


Cape May County woman surrenders six chickens deemed illegal

(Thanks to Monique)


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At least she wasn't trying to smuggle them in her pants.

"Illegal Chickens and the Indestructible Duck" WBAGNFARB but an even better name for a cartoon show.

Was Snooki one of them?

Illegal Roast Chicken

Pre-heat oven to 350 degrees. Remove gizzard and sweetmeats. Stuff chicken with marijuana and roast for two hours. Then cook the chicken in the oven. Later, eat it.

What ordinance did the chickens violate? Did anyone tell them that they were violating the law?
Did the get the death penalty? With gravy? Maybe a little stuffing?
And mashed potatoes. Got to have those.

Does Snooki know about this?

When chickens are outlawed, only outlaws will have chickens!

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