WHY JUST burrrrppp EUROPE?

How to Fix Europe's Economic Woes: Drink More Beer

(Thanks to wiredog)

Comments

[Theresa]

A few beers is good once in awhile. It sure doesn't fix problems though, anyone's.

[Loudmouth]

Did anyone even think about the influx of Muslim immigrants who are not permitted to drink alcohol?

[wiredog]

I still say this is a plan we can all get behind!

'hic'.

[oldfatguy]

I never had any problems back when I drank beer all the time. Problems always came up the next day with the hangover.

[Steve]

"To alcohol! The cause of... and solution to... all of life's problems."-noted philosopher Homer (Simpson).

[mudstuffin in klumbus]

Alcohol, my permanent accessory
Alcohol, a party-time necessity
Alcohol, alternative to feeling like yourself
O Alcohol, I sure drink to your health

I love you more than I did the week before
I discovered alcohol

Forget the cafe latte, screw the raspberry iced tea
A Malibu and Coke for you, a G&T for me
Alcohol, Your songs resolve like
my life never will
When someone else is picking up the bill

I love you more than I did the week before
I discovered alcohol
O Alcohol, would you please forgive me?
For while I cannot love myself
I'll love something else

I thought that Alcohol was just for those with
nothing else to do
I thought that drinking just to get drunk
was a waste of precious booze
But now I know that there's a time
and there's a place where I can choose
To walk the fine line between
self-control and self-abuse

I love you more than I did the week before
I discovered alcohol
Would you please ignore that you
found me on the floor
Trying on your camisole?
O Alcohol, would you please forgive me?
For while I cannot love myself
I'll love something else.

- stephen duffy, barenaked ladies

[paulstrecker]

So more alcohol related health problems, means better economy.

[funny man]

♫♫ Bottoms Up, Bottoms Up...♫♫

the rapper's drinking song by Trey Songz

would be a great soundtrack to fixing economies everywhere...if it only worked...