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September 21, 2011

WHY JUST burrrrppp EUROPE?

How to Fix Europe's Economic Woes: Drink More Beer

(Thanks to wiredog)

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A few beers is good once in awhile. It sure doesn't fix problems though, anyone's.

Did anyone even think about the influx of Muslim immigrants who are not permitted to drink alcohol?

I still say this is a plan we can all get behind!

'hic'.

I never had any problems back when I drank beer all the time. Problems always came up the next day with the hangover.

"To alcohol! The cause of... and solution to... all of life's problems."-noted philosopher Homer (Simpson).

Alcohol, my permanent accessory
Alcohol, a party-time necessity
Alcohol, alternative to feeling like yourself
O Alcohol, I sure drink to your health

I love you more than I did the week before
I discovered alcohol

Forget the cafe latte, screw the raspberry iced tea
A Malibu and Coke for you, a G&T for me
Alcohol, Your songs resolve like
my life never will
When someone else is picking up the bill

I love you more than I did the week before
I discovered alcohol
O Alcohol, would you please forgive me?
For while I cannot love myself
I'll love something else

I thought that Alcohol was just for those with
nothing else to do
I thought that drinking just to get drunk
was a waste of precious booze
But now I know that there's a time
and there's a place where I can choose
To walk the fine line between
self-control and self-abuse

I love you more than I did the week before
I discovered alcohol
Would you please ignore that you
found me on the floor
Trying on your camisole?
O Alcohol, would you please forgive me?
For while I cannot love myself
I'll love something else.

- stephen duffy, barenaked ladies

So more alcohol related health problems, means better economy.

♫♫ Bottoms Up, Bottoms Up...♫♫

the rapper's drinking song by Trey Songz

would be a great soundtrack to fixing economies everywhere...if it only worked...

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