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September 10, 2011

WHOEVER DID THIS IS REALLY GOOD

Homeowner’s brass balls stolen

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker and Ralph)

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That took... I mean, they took...

You'll get my brass balls when you pry them from my cold, dead fingers.

"Police do not have descriptions of the suspects."
We only know that they have brass balls.

Should be easy to find. Just look for a bow-legged guy who clanks everytime he takes a step.

"A suspect in custody has been identified as Sparky Johnson."

They're hanging on the hitch of some pick-em-up truck right now.

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