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September 23, 2011


"We, the undersigned, strongly urge the President of the United States to formally acknowledge an extraterrestrial presence engaging the human race and immediately release into the public domain all files from all agencies and military services relevant to this phenomenon."

(Thanks to Ralph)


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Mr. Sheen, Mr. Cruise, Mr. Trump, and Ms. Gaga, initiate Phase II.


Oom you forgot Pat Robertson.

cokie roberts

Phase II is to abduct and return Pat Robertson to the Minus Thirtyfirst Dimension.

The Khardasians?

The aforementioned extraterrestrial also know as the "Warlock" who roams the earth has always managed to laugh his way all the way to the bank.

Please sign the petition. I need to call home and forgot the number.

Don't forget Perry!

scully. (sotto voce)

Does Obamacare cover tinfoil hats?

btw Oom? When you come back for Pat Robertson, if you're low on gas or anything, let us know and we'll take up a collection.

"Dear Sirs:

The U.S. government hereby formally acknowledges an extraterrestrial presence engaging the human race. It's called the Sun. In order to release into the public domain 'all files from all agencies and military services relevant to this phenomenon', the Freedom of Information Act allows the imposition of reasonable fees including costs incurred in the collection, printing, distribution, etc. of said materials. In order for us to comply with your request, please reply to this letter with payment of $14,726,790,407,953.74 to the U.S. Treasury.

Thank you.

The Bureau of Extraterrestrial Affairs."

Ralph, Tim Geithner on line 2 for you.

Anybody seen my gun? I swore I dropped it right around here somewhere.

Are the aliens here legally?

Are we here legally? I think the native Americans might be best able to answer that.

(Before we point fingers, we need to rethink our points. And every time you point a finger, at least three others --usually--are pointing at you. And in our representative democracy majority rules.)

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